bright light city

Oh, darn. I may have to make up a new set of rules. Where is everyone? And how is fair that OHIO gets wiped off the map but Las Vegas is still here?

Rule #1. Don't go to sleepDon't close your eyesDon't Find a good tattoo removal clinic.

Where are the zombies? What's going on?

Alright. I'll bite. How the hell am I in Vegas and since when is it the town the apocalypse missed?

And where the hell is my sister? Someone tell me before I start shooting things.

( Dean did this so it must be worthwhile )

( might as well )

I have an urge to go paintballing.

I'm going to my warehouse to fill water balloons up with brightly colored tempra paint and throw darts at them.

You want in, this train is leaving in 30 minutes.

Isn't Cher playing in Vegas? I think I need to see those outfits up close. With VIP tickets. Do they have VIP tickets? ...I wonder if I can give them enough money to create VIP tickets.

Wow so this is so not Russel Crowe's house.

Wichita? Please say you're around here someone. Columbus... Tallahassee?

So after school today I was staying behind to work on my art class project. Wouldn't you know it, I ran into one of those girls who must think she owns the place at my locker. My painting was still wet, and what did she do? She stepped on it.

When I looked up at her, she actually had the nerve to ask me if I had a problem....then I told her "Yes, you're a bitch, and you're my problem. So fix yourself and grow the hell up."

I think we were about two seconds from a fight before my art teacher came out and saw the whole thing. ...I'm not usually that mouthy. Whem my teacher asked me why I deicided to mouth off, I told him I just called her on exactly what she was.

So long story short, I have a new enemy at school. Can't they teach us something useful? Like self defense 101, or bitch from hell infromation sessions? The Institution was suppsed to be so much better than this.

I am bored and do not feel like coming up with something to do.

Someone entertain me? Or point me at entertainment? Not a casino though - I don't see the appeal. And not alcohol. I ... am highly disinclined to go through the after effects without some sort of remedy.

Something like a zoo would be neat though. I suppose there's not one in our little jail world?

Some girl at school just threw a sandwich at my head. Guess girls are bitchy no matter where you go. At least at Constance though it would have been a fake Gossip Girl smear campaign; Spotted, Little J skipping lunch again, they say thin is in but Brooklyn never will be. Plus Blair would probably "find" some sort of documentation of me checking into rehab. Neither of which would have me trying to wash mayo out of my hair in the bathroom.

On the bright side, Jake, my lab partner (who has not read Twilight by the way) thinks you're hot.

I thought Chemistry was painful before.

Now it's just torture. Are teachers allowed to squirt you with waterguns if you don't pay attention?

Oh my gosh, leave it to me. I got the "bad" one!! He's cute though so I can't complain. He doesn't have a name, I'm calling on other to submit votes, I name all my pets after food and really that isn't nice all the time. So to save this strapping young lad from being named something like "Cheeseburger" or "Spaghetti" help!

He's very naughty, and he's very sneaky, and apparently is also a budding artist because he has been smacking little bits of tile across my table all evening. He does not approve of my mosaic. I'll let him paint next and see what happens. For the record I'm not sure I approve of my mosaic either, I'm using more dark colored tiles than I would have liked and I sliced my finger open cutting one down earlier. Oi. I hope whoever is the unfortunate recipient of this likes DNA in their mosaics. No one better try and clone me. Trust me kids, one is PLENTY.

( Sneaky McSneakerson the Naughtiest kitty who ever naughtied. )

So did these people actually think it was a good idea to let teenagers run rampant with unlimited credit cards and no parents? Were they dropped on their heads as babies?

I think I just clued into how much art supplies I could actually buy with this.

...pretty sure I'm not supposed to be anywhere near Vegas. I should be in Alicante New York. I know a Shadowhunte Vampir Werewol Warloc whole bunch of people are so going to kill me. This time it isn't even my fault.

..Jace? Simon?

And what happened to 2007 and 2008?!