bright light city

I hear there's a vampire slayer here. A vampire slayer....oh, my.

That is just so adorable.

In other news, I'm thirsty. I've been told it would be unwise to kill, so I'm holding off for now. But mainstreaming...that's something I hope to avoid, at least for the time being. I wouldn't usually ask, but who'd like to trade blood for blood? Vampire blood has an outstanding effect on humans.

Maddie

You're my blind date? You slipped Inara a little something on the side didn't you? You know, if you wanted to make out, all you had to do was ask.

Hello everyone. For those of you who don't know me, my name is Inara Serra. I've noticed that there have been a lot of dating ads going up and I thought that I might actually arrange some get togethers for people. A sort of blind date night. If this is something you might be interested in, or it's something someone you know might be interested in, please contact me. Everything you say will be private and completely confidential.

[OOC: this is just the ic way of announcing this. If you haven't signed your characters up in this, please do so here. We need moar guys.]

Someone has got some serious explaining to do.

One second I’m in Tibet battling Twilight and his army and dodging angry goddesses, and the next I wake up in a posh apartment tower in Las Vegas.

And there’s a letter, oh how nice. But you see, the thing about me is, I don’t take too kindly to being kidnapped. Especially when my squad is out there powerless and fighting without me. So I ignore it, take this handy credit card and rent a car to get the hell out of here. But when I get to the city limits, I’m hit by so much pain that I nearly ran the bloody thing off the freeway.

So, three things.

1. Who are you?
2. What did you do to me?
3. What do you want?

Someone talk, or I’m going to start coming up with a very long list of creative ways to make you bleed.

Two things:

One, Buffy? Can I install a basketball court?

Two, In the wake of the Nerf battle, I would like to propose a rematch. Super Soakers and Water Balloons. Who's in?

( Oh, guess there's one more thing. )

Well, Toto, looks like we aren't in...uh...Cleveland any more.

Yeah...that died before it even started.

So...Vegas, huh? And I didn't even drink last night. Someone want to tell me what's going on?

Is it demons? Nefarious demons who kidnap people and buy their complacency with black credit cards? Because that's downright devious, it it.

( Scooby Manor )

This does not look like Scotland.

I would appreciate being returned to my home at once.