There's always one tiny sock missing.
Always. It makes NO SENSE. Where does it go?
I keep staring out the window, weird shit is getting delivered to my brother and quasi-sister-in-law's house across the street. Okay not weird shit, but you two do know that the joy of having unlimited funds is that you can buy furniture that's already put together right? And Jess if you send me the link to IKEA-hacks one more time to explain yourself I will continue using the "unlimited money means no building furniture" defense over and over again.
Everyone make sure you admire my brother's engagement ring, I hope he has the wedding he's been dreaming of since he was a little girl.