bright light city

Wo zai qianshi yiding redao shenme ren le ba...

WHOA! There's some SERIOUSLY WRONG here!! MISSING body parts and have an EXTRA one! WTF is going on?! WTF!!!!!!!!

EDIT: And it wobbles! WOBBLES!!! How the hell do you guys WALK AROUND WITH A WOBBLEY PARRT?!

Uh. No.

Hey. Lee.

You're creeping people out. Knock it the frak off.

If you don't, I'm not responsible for what happens to you.

[Locked from Lee]
What the FRAK?

[Helo and Sam]
Get your frakkin' boots on. We're going out.

If any of you know and even remotely care for this stalker Lee Adama, I would suggest you speak with him and keep him away from me. I'm about to inflict a great deal of bodily harm to him and none of it will be the pleasant sort.

Strangely enough this isn't the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me.

Not that I make a habit of getting kidnapped Could someone elaborate on the note ... and the date? I'm guessing the barcode is to keep

Um, okay, this isn't Salem Center or Queens, this is freakin' Las Vegas and I'm really, really not supposed to be here. Especially not on my own!

What the hell is going on? Is this some sort of elaborate joke? I mean, kidnapped by the Zenner Corporation?

Thanks for at least making sure the blinds were closed. Abe I'm going to kick your skinny fish ass!!!!

God I detest Vegas.

Is it just me or are people going to way too much trouble to get laid around here?

Ok, what is going on here? Last thing I remember I'm being all heroic and fighting Superboy Prime and then Cassie tells me I saved the world and next thing I know I'm in some strange hotel room and there's all this crap with my name on it. Not to mention, if this computer is right then I somehow missed the last four years. Where is Tim Robin when you need him?

And who the hell is Zenner Corp? Bet Luthor has something to do with this. He always does. Well I'm not sticking around to find out. As fun as it'd be to hang around Vegas, I gotta get out of here and get back. So thanks, but no thanks, Zenner!

So… Is something terrible about to be thrown my way or is this just that vacation I asked God for about seven years ago but never got? Because either way? This blows. I hate it when people touch my babies weapons. Eyes could have been easily poked out.

With all of the activity of the daters contacting each other my offer of a venue has, as they apparently say here on Earth, been pushed off the page. In case some of you may have missed it or are having trouble finding it again I will link from here to my original offer As there was not very much time for people to respond I have decided to serve both nights.

I'm thinking about setting up a buffet with vegetable and seafood crudities in a private dining room of Rick Moonen's RM Seafood Restaurant at the Mandalay Bay as a possible venue for the daters. An open Bar will be included.

RSVP with:
Would you be interested
Which night would be preferable
What type of atmosphere you would prefer on a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being "Very Romantic" and 5 being "A noisy wild party".

Hope to see you there.

Women are impossible.

So I'm thinking of getting myself a car.... Problem is these car sales men are total cockspanks and normally try pull one over on chicks. Soooooooooo does any dude wanna come and check out cars with me? :-D

This is unacceptable. I am Krogan, not some weak squishy human.

I am... confused.

No. That is not adequate. I am perplexed but also intrigued. I would very much like to see the method which was used to make me appear human. But first, whoever has done this, please revert me to my original state and return me to my home on Illium. If you do not there will be consequences.

Someone here is aiming to get hurt, and it's not me. Whoever's running this place, get me back to the flotilla and back to my own body, and I'll consider not shooting everything here back to the homeworld.

That went well, as they apparently say here, NOT.

So this card is good for something. Frak you can even get bottles delivered.

Oh guess I should turn this thing off now. If I could figure out how to.

I - I would like, I mean, I demand an explanation! Where am I? Who is this Zenner Corperation? And more importantly, will someone please explain to me how it is that I seem to be on ... well.

On Earth.