bright light city

( Alex Rousseau )

Why is it so damn hard to find good help?

( Sookie )

( Godric )

Good thing is I can still fly and hunt.

Bad thing is I don't know where Michael is most of the time. How'm I supposed to train him if he ain't around. I don't think he's gone back...

My child is gone.

I never wanted to come to Las Vegas to start with.

Gran would KILL me if she saw this tattoo.

Someone send me back to Bon Temps, please.

( Helen Magnus )

( Eric )

I spent the last few days exploring and testing the credit card. That's a bit fucking classy, that. Now I have everything Laurel and Hardy ever made! Except for the shitty cartoon, which was, uh, shit.

[Filtered for Vampires and other supernatural types]

Dr. Wilson was saying that there are other vampires here, so who's in charge? Are there rules?

( Pam )

( Eric & his 'family' )

( Filtered to Pam )

( Filtered to Helen Magnus )

Apparently I was here before. Who knew me? And what did I do?

Well there goes the neighborhood.

OMG, I have fangs!

I totally need to accessorize. I'm thinking leather pants, some spiky heels, layered chain necklaces. But I don't want to go to some poser place like Hot Topic, I need something more upscale... Like Bloomie's for the undead.

Also, can I get some tips for turning other people? My fiance is still all human and I'd kind of like for him not to be since now I'm not getting any younger and I don't want him to get all old on me or anything.

Um, um, um, um.

Everyone.

Is anything ... weird going on with everyone else?

I'm really really hungry and I saw this person and I thought about doing awful things to them and then ... um.

I ... I sparkled. In the sunlight. I screamed and ran up here, but I'm freaked out.

Billy?

( Filtered to Sookie )


( Filtered to Jess )


( Filtered to Pam )

God damn and I thought Bon Temps was full of drama queens.

You really think Vegas and a piece of plastic is enough to entertain me? Honey, I'm a hundred years old. I've got standards.