bright light city

I am so very glad that I was not turned into a girl. So. Very. Glad. Not that I wouldn't be a fantastic woman, mind you. But I couldn't have sex with my girlfriend if I was. At least, not sex in the way we're used to. *cough* I'm just glad I stayed the way I am.

If anyone needs me--which I doubt--I'll be in my lab plotting Horrible things and practicing my laugh.

[Edit: Strike-thrus were deleted.]

Hi everyone!

So the soup kitchen has finally been finished and our grand opening is tomorrow. I'm looking for any able bodied volunteers who wouldn't mind helping the hopeless for a few hours. It's a part of the homeless shelter down the street so if you're up for it, just come on over anytime. I can promise good company, many grateful people, and delicious homemade cookies for all!

Just ask for Penny.

Still trying to get my hands on some Unobtainium. Clearly, money doesn't buy everything.

As much as I do enjoy the chaos of the current situation--and I can't deny that I do enjoy the chaos this epidemic has brought--I cannot help but hope that it will end soon. Hopefully the CDC or whoever will help in coming up with some sort of cure or vaccine... or whatever supernatural entity is causing this devestation will see that he or she has already left the place in ruins, and will leave us all alone.

That being said, one wonderful thing has come from all of this. I surely hope that Zenner Corp doesn't try to put a roommate in my flat, since I've already got one.

Horrible Out.

So...I'm confused.

I got kidnapped to Las Vegas? And I have an unlimited supply of money in exchange for being kidnapped?

And there are zombies?

Is that the gist of it? Because this is totally unfair. I was in the middle of a raid and now I'm here and my guild is going to get completely slaughtered without me there to heal them. Not to mention I have no idea what I'm supposed to do without a guild...and I could be in another reality for all I know, so my account might not be around. And now I'll have to start over from scratch and it'll take forever...and what's the point if I don't have my guild? This really, REALLY sucks. Majorly. ;-( :-(

To clarify, the zombie thing sucks more. Just...you know...so you know.

( filtered to Billy/Dr. Horrible )

Um, um, um, um.

Everyone.

Is anything ... weird going on with everyone else?

I'm really really hungry and I saw this person and I thought about doing awful things to them and then ... um.

I ... I sparkled. In the sunlight. I screamed and ran up here, but I'm freaked out.

Billy?

I was singing in a laundromat. How ironic.

This is not a very funny joke. I realize that many jokes that I didn't tell aren't funny, but this one is extra not funny.

Balls.

Oh my God oh my God.

Am I dead? Last thing I remember I couldn't feel my legs and it was really scary and then I'm here and I don't know what's going on.

Damn. Why hadn't I thought of this?