Sorry, sweetie, I had to.
Me: Dapper, smooth, artistic. Also ridiculously good-looking and knows how to wear a suit. A fabulous dancer, a fearsome card shark, able to talk his way into Fort Knox.
Likes: the finer things in life, Frank Sinatra, Ocean's 11, men
and women, allegedly stealing priceless antiquities, allegedly forging bonds, allegedly forging art, narrow escapes, banter, bickering, and card tricks.
( Feast your eyes, ladies and gents )You: Smart, sassy, unafraid to talk back. Dark hair and light eyes don't hurt. Willing to stick around through thick and thin. Able to tell a Manet from a Monet. Good at ciphers and codes. Unafraid of potential legal consequences to your actions.