Apr. 21st, 2010 at 6:58 PM
Okay, so I wasn't amused by the mustache. I had an appointment for that permanent hair removal next week. Also, it itches and I keep getting cheese puffs stuck in my stubble...but other than that. Being a guy is kind of awesome.
No one stares at me if I eat two philly cheesesteaks back to back. It's totally acceptable to burp in public or complain about heartburn. Women have been sending me drinks from across the buffet pretty much non-stop. I should probably come later. The four o'clock crowd is mostly the cast of the golden girls and it kills my buzz when they want to show me pictures of their grandchildren. Only one of them actually had a good looking grandson and while he's into me now, he won't be into me in two weeks when he comes to visit. Still, maybe we can go to the Bette Midler show together. Gotta love the Divine Miss M.
Jack tell me you haven't turned into your mother.
No one stares at me if I eat two philly cheesesteaks back to back. It's totally acceptable to burp in public or complain about heartburn. Women have been sending me drinks from across the buffet pretty much non-stop. I should probably come later. The four o'clock crowd is mostly the cast of the golden girls and it kills my buzz when they want to show me pictures of their grandchildren. Only one of them actually had a good looking grandson and while he's into me now, he won't be into me in two weeks when he comes to visit. Still, maybe we can go to the Bette Midler show together. Gotta love the Divine Miss M.
Jack tell me you haven't turned into your mother.