bright light city

Would like to perform test. Since I can now pass beyond city limits, would like to test range of pain induction technology. Need volunteer that has recently arrived, earlier the better. Must be willing to endure intense pain.

I'm almost sad I haven't turned into a girl! I was looking forward to some quality time with myself.

Then again I'm also so hopped up on painkillers that I can barely see straight so maybe my judgment is a little cloudy, but I'm so jealous of Garrus and his super-fine lady body. Garrus, stay a girl all the time, k.

What do you mean I 'lost the will to live'?

Who is this George Lucas and where does he reside? I'm going to give him a reason to lose the will to live!

Shepard-Commander, my physical form has been altered. I have gone from genderless to male to female in a very short time and I am duly traumatised. I am currently mourning the loss of certain....physical attributes.

Have you encountered anything similar with the Normandy crew, Shepard-Commander?

Is it just me or are people going to way too much trouble to get laid around here?

I have discovered ice cream.

This is the best....the best thing. Taste is very, very good and I need to eat more ice cream. I like vanilla and mint and especially chocolate, and it chocolate could further be combined with bacon. I will try this.

And also, chocolate sauce.

'Kay, maybe I should check the phone book or something, but I've got a feeling that most people here aren't in the phone book. So if I'm looking for someone, this is how I have to go about it.

I'm looking for a doctor who's qualified to deal with brittle bone disease. I'm off my regular meds (from the future!), and I figure I need to find someone and find a new regimen before my bones get weaker than they already are and snap like toothpicks. So just some maintenance. I've had some surgery, had some metal rods implanted to brace my shins, which tend to be the worst, and I can walk without crutches. So, look, not a hopeless case, but everyone's been telling me to go find a doctor, so -- is there a doctor in the house?

( Private to EDI )

Helo and I found a good plot of land on the outskirts of town and we hired an architect to start designing the compound. It's amazing what you can pay for with this card thing.

We're figuring apartment-style housing, with enough room for people to do whatever the hell they want with their own space. There will also be a few private houses for those so inclined (married, with kids, etc. get first dibs). Full hangar for that Viper Chief and Tali are working on.

Role call on who's coming?

And I'm working on that boxing thing. Finding a venue is kind of a bitch. I'm about ready to have it in my living room, frak the bloodstains.

Commander Shepard gave me the lowdown. Unlimited funds? Somebody boost up this tech, stat. 2010 is ancient history.

Also, I want a jet.