bright light city

KURT COBAIN DIED???

The future bites.

Can't sleep, friggin' nightmares, I'm too old for this shit.

Someone entertain me!

Attention men of this location.

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The U.S. Military has no record of me, past or present. When I told the man at the US Defense department my name, he laughed and called me a crack pot. He said that was a name of a video game character.

Liu Kang, Johnny Cage or Jax, are any of you here?

Oh fuck me... can anyone get me the number for poison control? I'm having a hard time seeing the numbers in the phone book finding it.

It's like I've died and gone to the happiest place on earth. Could this place be any better? Strippers, craps, hot babes, moolah and best yet, not one x-force member in sight! The only downside is I'm rooming with with this total loser.

I guess it's a good thing I have my swords with me.

fuck.

***POLL!!!! VERY IMPORTANT, PLEASE READ & RESPOND!!!***

Hypothetically, you are getting frozen yougurt. Unfortunately the frozen yougurt store you are at is poorly stocked, probably because it is owned by people who didn't have any prior experience owning a frozen yougurt store and bought it on a whim. There are only two toppings: gummy worms and Fruity Pebbles. Which do you choose?

( Merry Christmas World )

HEY!

After the last crap with the pirates I said I said I was done with alternate dimensions. NEVER AGAIN!

On the flip side, maybe this place is inhabited by hot women that are diggin' my axe effect.

S'possible, right? Kinda like Planet of the Apes, 'cept instead of ol' Chuck, we got Wade starrin' as the hero of the flick.

Could even get my own action figure! One that'd beat the crap out of Ken. Kung fu grip...real hair...swords...

Weaz? Buddy? Pal? Me Compadre? Ya here?