bright light city

So is there anyone here OVER the age of 17 and under the age of like... 30(idk geezer aged or something) who actually like playing video games, watching sci-fi type old tv shows being a kickass nerd and stuff? I am friggin booooooooooooored and I already got yelled out for messing with the electrical system in my room.

Sorry, sweetie, I had to.

Me: Dapper, smooth, artistic. Also ridiculously good-looking and knows how to wear a suit. A fabulous dancer, a fearsome card shark, able to talk his way into Fort Knox.

Likes: the finer things in life, Frank Sinatra, Ocean's 11, men and women, allegedly stealing priceless antiquities, allegedly forging bonds, allegedly forging art, narrow escapes, banter, bickering, and card tricks.

( Feast your eyes, ladies and gents )

You: Smart, sassy, unafraid to talk back. Dark hair and light eyes don't hurt. Willing to stick around through thick and thin. Able to tell a Manet from a Monet. Good at ciphers and codes. Unafraid of potential legal consequences to your actions.

I have to admit, for the first time I'm at a complete loss.

I just had lunch at the Bellagio, this really isn't my Vegas.

You know...at this point asking what the heck is going on just seems like a waste of time.

It's really kind of sad when you realize that getting kidnapped by nefarious people is your normal.

You would be wise to release us.

Filtered to Danny Ocean

Are you bored yet?

Now being in Vegas isn't exactly a new thing for me, but being in Vegas where I can't get a hold of anyone and now the owner of a severely bad tattoo choice on the other hand is a very new thing.