bright light city

So. I'm a dad.

Its been along time since iI checked this thing. whatd i miss// if you noticed a new flower shop on the strip, its mine. i decided i cant just sit in my room anymore and wait for this silly machine to update. so i went out and did something with all that money and opened Sherwood Florist. ive been busy moving boxes and getting inventory and trying not to over think things. so there you have it, come visit me.

Back to normal.

Excuse me, off to be violently ill and then shower for frelling EVER.

Trousers are AWFUL. How do any of you manage? They're so uncomfortable.

Being stuck on this planet instead of in the sky is bad enough, but being in a man's body is EVEN WORSE.

I got a can of mace. Gonna get a taser soon too. Never know, might come in handy for defense or against sleazes. Dad was always good at using one.

Also? My name is not Lily. It's Lyle. Just thought I'd make that clear, just in case. Gonna slap the next guy that does, even though I am really hot

I think Batman scared the crap out of Chloe.

I wish I'd been there. The text conversation just wasn't enough for me.