bright light city

filtered; Tara

I've got homework tonight. Be my study buddy?

( Filtered to Willow )
Faith got kidnapped by Harmony.

This is, of course, not funny at all. And I'm not laughing. Because this is serious and not funny.

Want to join me in finding this not at all funny?

filtered; Tara

So, I hear there is going to be a ball. I wonder who I could go with...

I'm really glad I haven't been affected by this experiment.

It would just be really exceedingly uncomfortable.

( Willow )
Am I the only one who is a little bit sad that Mr. Giles and Wesley changed back so quickly?

They were so sweet.

And I might have had a crush on them. But just a tiny one.

Sometimes I just want to sit back and watch with some popcorn but then I wonder if Zenner is somehow going to pull the joke on me next...

Tara

Winifred has arrived.

...I'm afraid I'm at a bit of a loss.

OK, I've been checking out the posts. Whose idea was it to have three of us show up at once?

Is this another trick of DeMarco's? Because it's getting really old.

Troops! Rally!

We've got ourselves a war.

ETA: BACKUP! WE NEED BACKUP, HERE!

( Tara & Willow )
You guys busy?

( Xander )
Hey, I know you don't really know me cause we haven't... met yet, but I'm Buffy's sister Dawn. We're friends. And as a friend, I have to ask... will you be on my nerf war team?

( Illyria )
What's up, human shaped blue god person?

( Kitty )
I have a proposition for you.

Filtered to Tara

I want to keep him. Can we keep him? Please? He's so cute.

( Scooby Manor )

I'm getting a bell. The big kind. So people can know when I'm coming.

And I'm knocking on all doors from now on. Even my own. Just to be safe.

trapped in coffin

pls help

(Tara)

Good lord, where on Earth did you learn to make tea? I've been asleep for two soddin....

Tara Maclay, did you slip something into my tea?

Thank you.

How is Buffy?

Kidnapped to Vegas, unlimited credit card and cushy apartment. They're really trying to get the Stockholm Syndrome to set in early aren't they?

( Xander )
Giles is sleeping. I put something in his tea to help him rest. He needed it. It wasn't...I mean...I didn't drug him. I just put some herbs in...to make him fall asleep. Which isn't drugging...not really.

Anyway, I was hoping you could help me with the bodies Wesley and Dawn. We should bury them, so Giles and Buffy don't have to worry about it. They have enough to deal with.

( Xander, Willow, and Tara )

The fake child-human and my Qwa'ha Xahn are the casualties against the creature known as "Famine."

I have removed the head of the horseman responsible and placed it upon a pike for the enemy to see and tremble. This will be a warning, and I shall not be so merciful the next time you dare to touch one of my humans. The next transgressor will be beaten to death with their own limbs. Possibly while on fire, depending on my mood.

If any of you mortals need assistance on the other horsemen I still desire violence.

Rupert Giles, you will now be my Qwa'ha Xahn.

So...this may sound kind of crazy, but did the afterlife get renovated to look like Vegas?

Because if it didn't? Then I'm not dead. And I'm not sure how that happened.