bright light city

I can't remember the last time I was this bored.

I think I need to get a job.

Why is it so damn hard to find good help?

( Sookie )

( Godric )

I gotta say, even with the kidnapping, the rooftop pool kinda makes up for it. The sunburn hurts, but I'll be tanner than I've ever been in no time flat.

I never wanted to come to Las Vegas to start with.

Gran would KILL me if she saw this tattoo.

Someone send me back to Bon Temps, please.

I suspect that is an experience I do not wish to repeat.


( Godric )


( Buffy )

It'll be nice when this is over.

[ Written in Swedish. ]

My maker said I should say hello.

So. Hello.

( Sookie Stackhouse )

How are you feeling?

( Eric )

Can you come and get me?

( Sookie )

Until this whole demon mess is dealt with, I would very much like for you to come stay at the house.

The apartment buildings are not safe.

Apparently I was here before. Who knew me? And what did I do?

I believe the humans were correct when they said "God moves in mysterious ways."

How ... unexpected.

Well this sure aint Kansas.

I can't believe I'm pregnant.

I hope everyone had a nice holiday.

( Eric. )

Son of a...

( Eric. )

I was thinking about it earlier.

Is it just me, or does it seem as though this change has gone on far longer than any of the others?

You really think Vegas and a piece of plastic is enough to entertain me? Honey, I'm a hundred years old. I've got standards.

So far, five all-you-can-eat buffets have asked me not to return.

Apparently the 'all-you-can-eat' part is a lie.

This is hardly the first time I've woken up someplace strange, but it is, by far, the nicest accommodations.

Does anyone care to explain?