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Okay, I have to give you points for presentation. Not to mention going the corporate America route was pretty insightful, especially from someone like you who is all about big business. And while I think any reality show is better than MILF Island, I don't know how well this is going to set with the public, Jack. I mean people communicate over the computer and on blackberries? (I'm keeping this blackberry, by the way.) Boring.

Ooh, ooh! You should make them use a giant telephone or one shaped like a football. That way when the token cheating housemember, breaks up with their significant other back home it will be on a football phone.

Is this a real tattoo? That seems kind of over the top. Not to mention painful. Couldn't you have just shown me the promos or something? Don't even think about putting me on this show. I can't write TGS from here. Do you really want another bear-robot sketch? Because if I'm not there to crush them, that's what Frank will write. Put him on your Big Brother Fear Factor World thing.