bright light city

My name's Mick St. John. I got here a couple days ago although don't ask me why. Or how. Then again, from what I've read, that seems to be the case with everyone here.

I have fairly particular dietary needs. I'm without my usual contacts - actually I'm without any of my contacts - and I haven't been able to make any more that I can trust.

I've noticed that there are several people around here who are a little like me. I guess that's what comes of being a Private Investigator, huh? So I was wondering if anyone could put me in touch with somebody who could supply a little A pos. I don't take from humans unless they're willing freshies. Back in LA I get my supplies from a contact in a morgue. He's one of us so it's easier. But here...

Jesus, this is crazy. We're supposed to be secret.

[Private]

No Beth. No Josef. No Guillermo. No Logan - damn I never thought I'd miss him and his Guitar Hero.

No Cleaner because - not needed. Man, that's not easy to work out. The Vamps here all behave? Not that I mind. Less for me to worry about. But we all seem just a little different from what I can figure.

I hate having to come out in the open like this. But I'm thirsty.

Why so many floors unavailable? Accommodation seems to start on the 13th floor - what's beneath? I'm guessing it's to do with Zenner since it's pretty much a no-brainer. But I can't get in and I can't see or hear anything from outside any of the windows.

I hate feeling like a pack of produce in a grocery store. This is not helped by my new tattoo.

The World Cup? Today? US playing England? I just might have to check in on that.

Don't you hate it when you get a song stuck in your head?

Yeah, Blue Oyster Cult's "Don't Fear the Reaper." Why?

( Private for David )

One out one to go. Vampires. Real vampires. Who the hell deals with vampires and why aren't they being dealt with?
A later edit added: Before anyone else gets their panties in a bunch, I'm not talking about every single vampire in the history of ever. Only the ones out there kidnapping and torturing people.

[Justice League]
Plan B. Lets get to it.

[Kon]
We still have work to do.

( filtered to the vampires )

Vampires are real too? Learning new things every day.

One of the worst things about being in this fucking place is having people taken away then sent back not remembering me what happened before or who they might've met and built up some kinda... I dunno.

But it fucking stinks. I'd rather they didn't come back at all. Or that they were just never sent away in the first place.

I'm going hunting. I can't guarantee what I'll be feeding on, but I advise NOBODY to say anything to piss me off about it. I'm sick of your fucking rules.

The crap just happened? Seriously Okay "Zenner", you have exactly as long as it takes for me to find a gun to send me home. Then I start shooting things. I have to get back, mom's still

ABOUT FUCKING TIME, ZENNER! Shower of gobshites.

Thank fuck!

I kinda feel the urge to see if everything's working as it should now. Is that so wrong?

You know, this whole being kidnapped thing is kinda fun. Not like anomaly exciting though. Nothing like a good puzzle to get your blood pumping. The only thing missing is Connor and Claudia. Least I've got Rex here with me. Don't know what I'd do without him. Still, this place is nice, but it's nothing like my place.

My name's Abby. Hello. Out of curiosity, can I get a role-call? What's your name, where are you from, what do you do for a living?

I am not okay with this.

This house is getting ridiculous now! It's Slayer Bloody Central! And now to top it off a Slayer from the nineteenth century is here. I've been staying in my room because I don't feel like being accidently staked by some bint who doesn't realize I don't want to bite her. Only human I wanna bite is Jaeger. What's a vampire to do? I never thought I'd say this, but I wish Angel was around.

Good thing is I can still fly and hunt.

Bad thing is I don't know where Michael is most of the time. How'm I supposed to train him if he ain't around. I don't think he's gone back...

What. The. Everloving. FUCK?

My child is gone.

[Ashley]

Uh. This had nothing to do with me. I don't even know who put my name forward.

I don't mind if you'd rather not bother.

Blind dates?

The fuck?

Have people forgotten how to do shit for themselves these days?

And what's happened to Paul? If Zenner have sent him back and not me then there's gonna be a shitload of trouble.

If he's found a way out on his own and not told me there'll be even MORE trouble.

[Private]

The new glittery fucker scares the shit out of me. What IS it?

BIT confused!!! If Naboolio spiked my drink again for a laugh I am well telling the shaman council on him, I mean I dont mind weirdo dreams but I mind weirdo dreams about waking up in a room with BEIGE WALLS. It dont feel like a dream though, there's normally cartoon unicorns in my dreams and rivers made out of malibu. oh well, it could be worse, it could be manacles in monkey hell!!! weirder things have happened, never on my own before though :( How come I got a dirty big tattoo?? I thought I drawn on myself in biro again but it hurt when i tried to rub it off, I think that counts as gbh giving someone a tattoo what they never even asked for

Anyway.... if its a dream I can do what I want, and if it aint a dream I can still do what I want cos thats allowed?? am I following? is that a credit card?? Howard cut my old one up with scissors cos the bill made him faint and he hurt his head, LOL. ok then, if I can do what I want then I'm going to Topshop.

shiiiiiiiit I just thought, has this place got hair straightners?! I cant live without my nicky clarkes, I will ACTUALLY DIE, i cant go out in public like this ;_;