bright light city

Damn bouncers. Who do they think they are! And the blasted Salarian is just grinning at me from the door!

( Draco )

( Pat )

( Al )

I feel like I am just sitting and waiting but I don't know what I am waiting for. It is making me feel more restless. I hate that feeling. Does anyone know anything else about Zenner?

Does anyone know how to play the electrical guitar??!! I wana learn how to play. I can pay in cookies or back rubs or something like that!

If anyone's interested I'm offering up guitar lessons, need something to do with myself being stuck here. I'm in 18-13, I'm usually around or just give me a heads up on here if you wanted to come over for one. Also don't worry about bringing a guitar, I bought ten with the credit card.

Would like to perform test. Since I can now pass beyond city limits, would like to test range of pain induction technology. Need volunteer that has recently arrived, earlier the better. Must be willing to endure intense pain.

I may have gone a liiiitle overboard with the spending in the last few days. But at the time, all this stuff seemed important. I've never seen this much money..and now I remember why I don't like it. it turns people into giant materialistic douche b I lost focus. I've been reading about Zenner, going through back logs on this computer thing. Where's Angela when I need her and I've got a few questions. I'm Special Agent Booth with the FBI. Has anyone actually met the guys behind all the stuff? A few of you have tried to leave but ended back here, anyway? What's that about?

and is Superman here, because really that would just be aweso

My attempts at further investigating Zenner have been largely unsuccessful. Pertinent information on the corporation is extremely scarce. Does no one here know anything beyond what they've told us?

( filtered to original Normandy crew: Ashley, Kaidan, Garrus, Tali, Liara, and Joker )

I think I'm going to try to hack one of those keypads on the lower levels. Will one of you cover me?

I am... confused.

No. That is not adequate. I am perplexed but also intrigued. I would very much like to see the method which was used to make me appear human. But first, whoever has done this, please revert me to my original state and return me to my home on Illium. If you do not there will be consequences.