bright light city

An unlimited credit card? No job? A city full of beautiful women I haven't banged yet?

This is going to be legen -

Wait for it.

( The Bat Cave )

Once this house arrest is over, I am getting a mani/ped and massage at the nearest spa. It will be marvelous.

( Eliot Spencer )

( Parker )

filtered; The Batcave

No one minds if I kill Hardison, right?

( Eliot )

( The Bat Cave )

The new predators would be advised not to go near the homeless shelter or any of my humans. I will remove your head and/or other limbs depending on the severity of your insult.

Penny, did I or did I not tell you Eliot was flamboyant?

I can't believe you doubted me.

The family would be proud of him for showing his softer side. Everyone is so sick and tired of him overcompensating.

New York City was fun, more fun than I expected!

Now that the shelter is doing so well and the soup kitchen is running smoothly, I wanted to move to the next stage of my plan to give the homeless a helping hand up. The best thing for them from here is an attempt to get them back into the work force, but some counseling and training is required for that.

If there are any counselors or teachers in the area who would not mind helping out, we would greatly appreciate it. Mostly it would be talking to the people at the shelter, perhaps finding out what their skills are and helping to implement them in a productive way. If this sounds interesting at all even if you don't necessarily have the background in social work, it'd be fine because I'm sure we could figure out ways for you to help.

If you're interested comment here or just stop by the shelter and ask for me, Penny!

I'm considering looking into the community theater. It has been too long since I acted last, I don't want to get rusty at it!

( The Bat Cave )

( Eliot Spencer )

( The Batcave )

( Eliot Spencer )

( filtered away from Billy! )

I am so very glad that I was not turned into a girl. So. Very. Glad. Not that I wouldn't be a fantastic woman, mind you. But I couldn't have sex with my girlfriend if I was. At least, not sex in the way we're used to. *cough* I'm just glad I stayed the way I am.

If anyone needs me--which I doubt--I'll be in my lab plotting Horrible things and practicing my laugh.

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Double, double, toil and trouble.

Glad that's over.

Sophie? Penny? Hardison? Any of you want these clothes? I'm not going to be doing much with them anymore.

Hello.

I'm Dr. Zimmerman. Will. I'm an associate of Dr. Magnus, who I can only assume several of you here are familiar with. At any rate, I'm a psychiatrist and I'm currently attempting to amass as much knowledge as I can about the experiments Zenner performs. I'm sure I'm not the only one who has tried, but I'd like to take a look at all the data and see if I can't find some sort of pattern.

I've been told there have been several experiments to date, but for now I'm strictly interested in the most current. The, ah, the gender swapping.

I'm looking for the following information: Who has been affected, how long did it last, and what were your general feelings about everything while it was happening?

Any answers that you'd rather not be public knowledge, can, of course, be filtered to only me. I'd appreciate any help you could give me. And maybe if we're lucky, I'll be able to catch something that someone missed.

filtered; the batcave

I put padlocks on all the doors. Practice time! Whoever picks theirs the fastest wins a prize.

( Eliot )