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An unlimited credit card? No job? A city full of beautiful women I haven't banged yet?

This is going to be legen -

Wait for it.

All the set-up work is done for the dance studio. I just need students.

If anyone is interested in lessons, you're welcome to respond.

Uh...what?

Kinda strange celebrating your birthday three years in the future, but still feeling your real age. I should be 33, not 30.

The swelling over my eye and bloody tissue up my nose tells me that I still underestimate people.

SERIOUSLY ZENNER?

SERIOUSLY?

Now this is more like it.

( filtered to the losties minus the usual suspects )

[Filtered to Kate]

I have been thinking that we should do something together because Dad would like it.

I have a cool idea. Do you want to hear it?

It's not so bad here. I have some new friends and dad has a great car that I am going to get to drive. Yes, that's right, it's a convertible. I'm taking that to school. I still have a whole summer until that starts again.

Mom, are we getting together sometime soon.

Anyone up for a video game night - AGAIN!

( Filtered to Juliet & Sawyer )

( Filtered to Kate )

I wanna join the Las Vegas Country Club. Does anyone want to join with me? Shannon, Hurley, Charlie?

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Well.

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Crap.

Oh, bloody hell. I don't have time for this.

Where am I? I am supposed to be going to school and what is this on my arm and it won't wash off. I swear I didn't get some weird tattoo and my parents are going to kill me. NO, this is not good. I am going to be late for - wait no, it's Saturday. But why am I in LAS VEGAS?

My parents really are going to kill me. Damn. I shouldn't say that. Are these cards good for airline tickets? I can just buy one and get back to Los Angeles, right? That sounds easy enough. I don't have time to be kidnapped right now.

Filtered to Jack Shephard and Juliet Burke
Mom, Dad. I have a problem. It's really, really big.

I...I think it worked! It bloody worked!

Though I don't remember it being Las Vegas the last time.

Jack, you there, brother?

Last night was brilliant, right? Everyone tip top today?

I saw the bachelor and his bride off with their double-wedding blokes, so congratulations to all of them.

I'm editing together all the footage and will have it up by the end of the day on YouTube. Highlights include Jack and Sawyer's drunken rendition of "I've Got You Babe," complete with wigs, lap dances for everyone, Jaeger's excellent version of "Dont'cha" by the Pussycat Dolls, Kirk and Seamus attempting to convince all the ladies they were identical twins and getting slapped at least a dozen times, the lovely Miss Chiana offering lap dances of her own, and a good deal of bloody fun had by all. Feel free to reminisce here if you want ... if you can remember anything.

I might need to sleep for a month.

FILTERED TO LOST PEOPLE; MINUS CLAIRE LITTLETON, MAN IN BLACK, BEN LINUS, AND ETHAN ROM:

I know this is a bit of a rush, but seeing as we didn't really have that much time to figure things out, this was the fastest way to communicate with everyone. I'm not sure who Claire knows here, so if anyone knows, I'd appreciate it. I'd love to add them to this filter.

Claire never got to have a baby shower, so Jack had the idea that we should throw her one at his new place. It's not completely furnished yet, but we're working on it. By Saturday we should have all the comforts for the party - including pool-side furniture - so it should be comfortable. I was thinking about one pm on Saturday, June 5th.

FILTERED TO CLAIRE LITTLETON:

You got plans tonight?

Has anyone else noticed the vampires, or did Locke just hit me over the head too hard?

I'm really confused.

How am I in Vegas? I thought I was dead