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This isn't real. This can't be real.

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Anyone know where an old gal can find a partner for her Salsa dancing lessons?

Sometimes I feel like my head is on backwards. I just don't even know what to do.

Thought an old friend might be able to use this.

Me: Dashing example that real men wear make up, once messiah leader of kidnapping cage-lovers, lusty Latin lothario

Likes: L'Oreal ads because I'm worth it, camping in the rough, orange juice, making ominous and non-specific statements.

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You: Any girl willing to accept she's not the prettiest one in the relationship. Doesn't ask questions.

Contact Richard Alpert.

I'm looking for some people I might know, and in general I thought it'd be good to introduce myself.

Allow me to ignore the bizarre circumstances surrounding us. I'm quite an expert at treating bizarre circumstances as merely mundane for a while now. My name is Benjamin Linus; it's a pleasure to meet....many of you.