bright light city

Noa;

I'm taking you out on a date.

We're going to see the A-Team.

Noa! Robin freaking Sparkles!

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Barney, I know this was you.

No this will not make me feel better.

No I do not want to know the difference between Vegas and New York City girls.

No this will not be legen - wait for it anything!

Fuck this shit.

Is there anyone out there that has some of that fake blood stuff that's meant to behave like it's not dead? Because I'm really, really getting all kinds of fucked off with still being like this, and I don't fancy being staked again but it's getting more and more difficult to keep calm, so, uh. Yeah. Help?

Anyone who's interested, a few of us are heading down to the Strand to see the late night show of Nightmare on Elm Street. Feel free to come along and get ready to either laugh or scream, depending on how awful the remake is.

Showcase 8 on South Boulevard in like a half hour, be there or be square, kids.

List of (updated) awesome attendees: Logan Echolls, John Connor, Cameron, Lilly Kane, Alex Rousseau, Dawn Summers, Jaeger Henson, Mac, Sarah Krieg, Noa Pasternak, Evie Saunders, Lyle Bennet, Maxxie Oliver, Catherine Weaver, and Josie McCoy.

"If they don't wake up screaming, they won't wake up at all!" - Preach it, Freddy!

Sirs or Madams,

I received your letter upon my arrival here and have read it several times over. While I acknowledge the fact that you are in need of my services, I keep a very busy schedule. I assume that in summoning me you realise that you are not only taking me away from my duties but also putting yourself at great risk. As the Slayer, it is my duty and birthright to rid the world of all impure evils. Please return me at once to my home in London or I am afraid I must take action upon you. I am sure that you are just as intent to solve this in a peaceable manner as I am. Regards,

HARRIET BIRCHAM.

So the one part in the whole one girl in all the world was definitely bullshit. Apparently the girl part isn't. Noa just schooled me hardcore. Anytime you wanna turn me back to normal Zenner that would be awesome.

( Scooby Manor )

I hear there's a vampire slayer here. A vampire slayer....oh, my.

That is just so adorable.

In other news, I'm thirsty. I've been told it would be unwise to kill, so I'm holding off for now. But mainstreaming...that's something I hope to avoid, at least for the time being. I wouldn't usually ask, but who'd like to trade blood for blood? Vampire blood has an outstanding effect on humans.

So, apparently this is where we pimp ourselves out. And I don't mean like Pimp My Ride. I don't need a crazy stereo system or spinners. And here I thought it was just for messaging people and stuff. Oh well, I'd hate to miss out on this kick-ass trend.

Let's see...how do we do this...

Me: Noa. That's my name. You should know these things. Don't make passes at people without even knowing their names. It leads to awkward moments when you don't know what to yell, and trust me people...Optimus Prime, while supremely awesome, doesn't go over welll in bed. Right, anyway. Noa. Jewish. Vampire Slayer. Vertically challenged. Optically challenged. Awesome. Like...really.

Likes: Roller Skating. Stabbing things. Laser Tag. Pirates AND ninjas. Chinese food. Turtles. Science Fiction. Rock music. Bowling. Scrabble. Snicker bars. The name is amusing.
Dislikes: Evil. Fish. Country that isn't Johnny Cash. McFood. Movies based on Nicholas Sparks books. Skittles...they don't taste like rainbows, so don't believe their lies. People who kick puppies. Don't do that.

( Obligatory picture )

You: Human. Reasonably. At least a third of the time. Have a gender. When you have both it gets tricky. Don't suck at life. Uh...no vegans. Animals were made for a reason and they're tasty.

Exam question: Who would win, cavemen or astronauts? Before you get excited, let me clarify...who would win a dance-off?

So, that's it. Woo me.

One word: lasertag.

Who's in?

ETA: Also teams. There's my team and... well we need others. Okay, we have Priya's team too. Make more people.

Team Ashley: Ashley, Kate, Henry, Shawn, Chiana, Samantha Carter, Vala, Jack O'Neill, Carolyn.

Team Priya: Priya, Echo, Tony, Carl, Topher.

Team Castle: Castle, Alexis, John Crichton.

Team Noa: Noa, Jaeger, Sarah, Michelle, Dawn.

( I said I was bored, Jess said I should do this... )

Well, Toto, looks like we aren't in...uh...Cleveland any more.

Yeah...that died before it even started.

So...Vegas, huh? And I didn't even drink last night. Someone want to tell me what's going on?

Is it demons? Nefarious demons who kidnap people and buy their complacency with black credit cards? Because that's downright devious, it it.