bright light city

Everybody come and play. Throw every last care away. Let's go to the mall! Today.

It really is pretty catchy.

[Filtered to anyone on Project Re-Soul]

Your Orbs are here. Please take them away.

Finally! I can be useful. I had a vision a few minutes ago. A girl with short blond hair, tied up. She looked pretty beat up, but she was alive. I saw Darla and Angelus there too. It looked like a warehouse or storage unit and I could hear cars so I think it was near a highway or intersection or something.

[ooc: Clues to Chloe's whereabouts for the JLAers]

filtered; Anya

We'll be needing to order an Orb of Thesulah at the shop. Do you think you could find one for us?

Actually, better make it a few. Just in case.



filtered; Wesley

Have you spoken with Cordelia lately?

Whoever of you that is dumb enough to be turning the twihards, just please... stop. For all that is good and pure in this world please, stop. I shouldn't have to slay someone asking me if they're going to sparkle now and what it's like to make out with Edward Cullen.

Training in the backyard tonight? I'm wearing the padded suit and I've got plastic fangs. C'mon, who's going to come kick my ass?

filtered; Scooby Manor

Evie and I made brownies of the extra special variety. Who wants some?

I'm so proud of all my girls.

You all kicked ass today on the lake. No sissy chicks in this house. It's hard to find girls who realize that the term "water sports" extends beyond sunbathing and synchronized swimming.

Pizza and a movie in the theater to recoup? I may have acquired a bootleg copy of Iron Man 2.

Any time now, Zenner. Annnnny time.

This thinking positive seems to be working. No girly parts for me.

( Anya )

I've got my body back!!

As much fun as I was having, I was starting to miss being a girl. No offense Xander, but your clothes just aren't as stylish.

Oh, and Wes, there are pictures of "Orlando Bloom" and his "girlfriend" shopping in Vegas the other day. I am so amused right now!

Bugger.

The following names have been added to the list of my humans.

Nick Cutter
Stephen Hart
Anya Jenkins

The usual threats of guaranteed violence and bloody vengeance apply if any of them are harmed.

So I went out yesterday and had atleast a dozen girls thinking I was Orlando Bloom and were asking me for autographs. It was so much fun! Who would have thought that I'd actually enjoy this experiment.

So Dawn and Anya are guys now too. I don't know who to be more amused by.

I guess I probably deserve this.

This is just great, Xander. You've turned me into a gay man. I'm bumpy in all the wrong places!

Edit: Jaeger!

While we are in the throes of yet another experiment, one that is rather mind boggling, I'm just going to put it out there, again, that my doors are always open to every one here, if you just need to talk - or not talk, it can be a place to just sit for a while.

Sometimes I just want to sit back and watch with some popcorn but then I wonder if Zenner is somehow going to pull the joke on me next...

Houston. We have a problem.

Not that I don't appreciate the view, but what the hell Illyria?