bright light city

An unlimited credit card? No job? A city full of beautiful women I haven't banged yet?

This is going to be legen -

Wait for it.

I think I shall appropriate a small section of the land for my own use as a herb garden. I suddenly have the urge to nurture.

Then again, I seem to have acquired a somewhat sizeable family, as it were. Perhaps this is what makes the thought of a place of my own that I can mold and shape to my own design more attractive.

In all seriousness, however, I have to say that I am almost enjoying our current arrangement. And the "almost" is only there because none of us are here voluntarily - and because Sarek is not here at all. Still, I am meditating as he instructed me, which is the real reason why a small patch of earth is sounding appealing to me. The Enterprise crew are a delight, and they remind me that I'm perhaps not quite in my dotage just yet.

I must see whether Spock would approve of me adopting a more contemporary Earth look. Not that I need my son's permission, but I would not wish to embarrass him or cause him to have any misgivings or concerns about me.

Now, what shall I put in my "garden"? Fragrance rather than color, I think...

Bones! Chekov! Sulu! Spock! Get dressed, we're going to a bachelor party!

Also, I approve of this.

( Get it while it's hot )

Something tells me this is going to make an excellent story at the next pub night.

I've gotten pissed and woken up in some strange places before, but I never thought I'd actually make it all the way to America. Think I get bonus points for that. This definitely beats the time McLaggen woke up the boss's broom shed.

I'M MARRIED!

Sorry everyone, but Lily and me got kind of impatient and just eloped last night to the Star Trek Experience. We have pictures. Will dressed up. It was awesome.

Anyway we're going to have a wedding party soon to make up for the fact you all had to miss it. I'll give you a head's up on the date and everyone is invited. It will involve food, good company, and probably video games, because we're just that cool.

I'M MARRIED!

Chekov, want to go get that motorcycle? It's a nice day for it.

( Filtered to Enterprise Crew and Amanda Grayson )

( filtered to Enterprise crew and Amanda Grayson )

This computer is a bit antiquated compared to what I'm used to but it's good to see that they didn't really change much in fifteen or so years.   I think I saw a couple of familiar names floating around this board which is interesting to say the least.

Jamie where are you because right now, I'm thinking that we need a night on the town and a gallon or two of something that rusts our innards (which you'll have to buy since we're in the States and I'm underage and knowing you you've had the time to have a fake ID made).

Looks like this little experiment is almost over, huh? It wasn't so bad for a first one.



Enterprise Crew

Sound out! Everyone have their usual body parts now?

Hello.

I'm Dr. Zimmerman. Will. I'm an associate of Dr. Magnus, who I can only assume several of you here are familiar with. At any rate, I'm a psychiatrist and I'm currently attempting to amass as much knowledge as I can about the experiments Zenner performs. I'm sure I'm not the only one who has tried, but I'd like to take a look at all the data and see if I can't find some sort of pattern.

I've been told there have been several experiments to date, but for now I'm strictly interested in the most current. The, ah, the gender swapping.

I'm looking for the following information: Who has been affected, how long did it last, and what were your general feelings about everything while it was happening?

Any answers that you'd rather not be public knowledge, can, of course, be filtered to only me. I'd appreciate any help you could give me. And maybe if we're lucky, I'll be able to catch something that someone missed.

Since I don't know everyone's contact numbers, and since this is far quicker than posting notes through everyone's door, I think the best way to announce this is via this particular forum.

It seems as though people are still changing genders. I myself have yet to change back, although I trust it will be soon. In that respect, I have gathered together a fairly comprehensive supply of clothing from people and I have them here in my room for loan to any who need them. There are many styles, fabrics and sizes, so please feel free to come and take a look. I know our cards provide limitless credit, but what's the point when we'll be changing back whenever Zenner have decided they're through with studying us like this.

I shall be operating a discreet, open door policy since there are few places I wish to visit in this particular guise. Feel free to call in and see me anytime you wish. My residence is apartment 1910, Zenner Building.

Live long a...
Regards,

Amanda Grayson

Damn. There go my tits. I don't think they'd look nearly as good on this body, though.

Awwwww.

Thanks for the fun, Zenner!

I am still female. While I do not have any ill feelings toward the opposite sex, I would like my own body back.

Posting this in a public forum seems inappropriate, but it appears this is the way things are done in Vegas.

Who wants to help me and chip in to get Zenner a fruit and chocolate basket? Two seperate ones, of course. Possibly even a gift card.

They've turned me into a girl! And my knockers are glorious!

( Private to Jim Kirk )

Goddamnit.

Hell yeah, I'm smoking hot!

( Enterprise Crew )

... Captain?