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Oh. My. God. You have GOT to be kidding me. I have Nationals in three days. Did that even FACTOR into this Zenner Corp's stupid little kidnapping plan, did they even stop to think that my life is just too damn important to be interrupted for this? Ms. Corcoran is going to kill me. Literally. Kidnapping is not an acceptable excuses for missing rehearsal, let alone a performance. Not that I'm complaining about the being out of Ohio thing but could have picked a worse time.

Summer? Jesse? Anyone?

Is this some kind of prize? A prize for losers?

Kama Sutra is awesome!!!

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate.

Thanks for the muzzle Santana. I should be offended but I take comfort in the thought that if we are truly stuck in Vegas until the end of time then I won't have to work too hard to get a headlining show charging 150 bucks a pop and you'll be walking up and down the strip hoping for 150 bucks a "pop."

WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU!
WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU!

Just kidding. Heard that the other day and thought I'd make fun of you all.

How's everyone doin. No more singing I hope unless your with that glee thing.

Let's get one thing straight, Zenner bitches: you have pulled me from Lima aka Land of the Losers and you know, I can't fault you for that. I always knew I'd get out of the place. But just so we're all clear? I'm still the new queen bee. I earned it fair and square stepping over Quinn's bloated belly when she embarrassed herself, the squad, her parents, and anyone else who's seen Fifteen and Pregnant on Lifetime during a PMS-fueled marathon of outdated chick movies.

The black card will definitely come in handy, as will the fab digs. But I'm still number one everywhere that it counts. I'm still head Cheerio, I'm still the new shoe-in for Prom Queen, the hottest sexter, and yes, I'm still in Glee Club. That is, if there even is one in this place.