bright light city

Jo and Jess tried to make pancakes for Ben and me this morning and almost burnt the kitchen down, seriously there were flames and everything it was kind of awesome. It smells really gross now though and I'm hungry.

Is this some kind of prize? A prize for losers?

( It was really hot today... )

Hey Jess, guess what I just got us tickets to for tomorrow?

So it's my third day at my store and someone totally dinged my car out front. My awesome, shiny, fantastic mini cooper now has a dent on the back bumper. AND they drove off without even leaving a note, not that I need their insurance information but how rude is that?

I need more coffee.

Hey hon? Elle Woods got a better score on the LSAT than you, by one point. If she shows up here will you guys do some kind of law school cage match?

Alright Jess I think we need a flow chart to make it through the Bachelorette, I've already forgotten half their names. Also I'm a little disappointed no one ever offered to always guard and protect my heart within minutes of meeting me. God, chivalry truly is dead.

Vegas, huh? Well, this is new.

Can't say this is exactly what I expected, but who am I to complain? It's a world better than the alternative.

I'm a college graduate. And the proud owner of a new house. And am showered in little blue boxes full of jewelry. And a six pack of beer. And I had the loudest group at graduation and I didn't even screw up my speech not once. I got a fancy dinner and a good buzz.

And I proposed to my boyfriend and he said yes. I wonder if I should divorce him before I marry him again.

Best.Day.Ever.

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So. If you all are free on May 8th at like 2:30 in the afternoon and feel like sitting outside and baking in the sun for a few of the most boring hours of your life, then I would like to direct your attention to this little thing going on...I'm graduating that day. So I figure your needs to bake in the sun might coincide with my needs to have the biggest and loudest group there.

And they've decided that because I'm awesome, super smart, and have awesome grades that I should probably wear a special outfit and talk...You know, give a speech. You know because I have a special title for being so smart and awesome and working my ass off....Something that starts with a V....So, come marvel at me showing off.

Please? I'd love you all to come.

I'm also planning a party for that night but I haven't decided on anything yet (I know, Jessica is late as usual), so stay tuned for that.

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Sometime in between graduation and my party we should go have dinner. Somewhere fancy that we'll probably get kicked out of for being too noisy. I want ties and little black dresses all around. :-)

MY BODY IS BACK!!

Sam

Hope the couch is comfy for you tonight, I'm sure you understand. Just a little weird with us both being girls and all.

Jo

DO YOU HAVE BOOBS AGAIN?

Well, that was fucking annoying.

Thank god that's over. I hated being a teenager the first time around.

( Michael )

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HI!!

I'm throwing a slumber party at Casa de Awesome tonight and you're ALL invited. We're going to eat pizzas and watch movies in our very own MOVIE THEATER!!!

We have a million board games and a million video games and its going to be SO MUCH FUN. There will be a million sweets and junk food! And there are dogs and cats and a bunny that Castiel bought me!!!

Best time ever! Come over and let me know if you need someone to pick you up Ben said he could play taxi until he was going to escape to the strip. I don't know what that means but he said he'd drive!

Bye!

-Jessie

( Michael )


( Jessie )

I do not believe I've been affected by Zenners latest experiment. I fear it is only a matter of time before one of their experiments does affect me though.

My own apartment and no parents? Schway! Hey Big-time, are you here too?

Gross. Just...Gross.

I want my own room. And who ever kidnapped me? My Daddy is going to kick your ass.

( Jess )

What do you get when you cross a housebound Sparkly Vampire (who is lovely thank you very much) an unlimited credit card, and the internet? About 15 REALLY HAPPY Ebay sellers.

I totally got a pair of wayfarer sunglasses, it's really important now that I'm a sparkly vampire.

I also got an awesome video game

A jukebox for the warehouse

And a billion other awesome things.

( Vampires (and their friends) )

Whether you are or this experiment did it, you might want to listen. My mom's got something that can help with your blood thirst. I swear by it, so does Tesla so I'd recommend having it. Just let me know and I'll tell her.