bright light city

Alright Jess I think we need a flow chart to make it through the Bachelorette, I've already forgotten half their names. Also I'm a little disappointed no one ever offered to always guard and protect my heart within minutes of meeting me. God, chivalry truly is dead.

( Castiel )

You've gotta be shitting me. Of all the damn ...


So. Angel-boy. Where're you taking me for dinner?

Yesterday I bought a fondue set, because that's what people do when they're bored on a Wednesday.

So....Cas, do you want to come over and have fondue with me? I'm in the mood for a carpet picnic and watching TV Land.

Oh for fuck's sake.

I don't know what in the hell this is all about but I got things to do back home. I don't have time for some unexpected, unwanted vacation and even if I did I wouldn't want to come to Vegas of all places. So just send me back already because I'm not playing along with whatever stupid thing this might be.

Now, not that I'm not grateful, but Las Vegas, of all places? You couldn't have stuck me in some place with a nice beach? Maybe some good-looking cabana boys?

( Filtered to Anna )

( filtered; casa de awesome, lucy, ed and justin )

( filtered; castiel )

Can't sleep, friggin' nightmares, I'm too old for this shit.

Someone entertain me!

This place is so crazy, amusing. But crazy.

Filtered to Castiel

How is everything going? ;-)

This is not Sjornjost. The language is far stranger and the attire is more appropriate for comfort women than the hardy Scandinavian lifestyle of Svealand and the surrounding area. Where is my Olaf? And my rabbits?

Gross. Just...Gross.

I want my own room. And who ever kidnapped me? My Daddy is going to kick your ass.

Oh you have got to be kidding me. This is totally karma for conning that rare AC/DC poster from that lame ass drummer the other week isn't it? I had THINGS TO DO Zenner. Very important things. Very important things that did not involve waking up in 2010. Alright, someone point me in the direction of the nearest DeLorean and get me the hell back to the future.

( andy )

( castiel )

I dunno whose phone this is, or how I ended up with it, but if you want it back, I'm holding it hostage for answers.

Namely: how the fuck did I end up in Vegas?

( Friends, Family, etc. )
I'm no good at this.

Dean died an hour ago.


( Wilson, House, Clinic Doctors Unnamed )
Thank you for trying.

This day gets better and better, doesn't it?

Would someone please tell me what in the hell is going on here?

Dean

Michael

It is done. Lucifer is dead.

But it is not over. The Horsemen still ride.

We have work to do.

( Andy )

( Joanna )