HEY YOU.YOU UNSALTED DEEP BAG OF FISH AND CHIPS.And your stupid little minions too.
I will grab a chisel and I will start hammering away at that giant dick metaphor you put up in the ocean, you hear me? I am old. I am grumpy. I haven't slept like the dead in two weeks. But I have a job to do, and you will let me do it, and you haven't let me do it and now I am sucking blood out of a bag because one of your stupid minions TOOK A BITE OUT OF ME.
No seriously, has anyone made a fry basket big enough? Can we order in oil from the fields in Saudi Arabia? We could make some paella and have a mighty good time.
Someone else get me a flotation device and a chisel. I'm gonna make it GO LIMP.
No, a JACKHAMMER.I'm going to do it.