It's been years since I've had to introduce myself and that was only because we had this substitute teacher who was new to town. Actually, no. I do this
a lot, but this feels like the first day of school to me in a brand new town and everything, you know, and I think we're all LEARNING TOGETHER or something like that?
Except you guys have no Prince, this isn't a domain and do you know how W-E-I-R-D that is to deal with observations
- I don't like to tattle, gossip or judge, but the local flavor of vampires is not what I'm used to. Something tells me this is normal for this place?
- But there's the vibes, my dudes. There's wickedly bad vibes hanging around here, like zombies trying to get out of the Hollywood cemetery gates vibes, or haunted hotel vibes with ghosts around every damn corner and underneath every sheet. Tell me if I should stop writing ~vibes~.
- Let's say I was kidnapped, and then kidnapped again and whisked off to this town, is that still a kidnapping or does it count as a rescue?
But hi! I'm Malachi. 😊 How's the sun been?