Upon superficial perusal of the network, I am
overjoyed at being proven right once again!—That humanity is, at its core, a trite, unsurprising, and mundane species with very little capacity for nuance and innovation. Why, look at how you've all sequestered yourselves in the humdrum of monotonous living, foolishly trying to feed your starving souls by chewing on stodgy remnants of bromidic interactions and abstruse small talk. How tedious! How commonplace! How drab!
How perfectly
t y p i c a l .
You'd think after billions of years I'd finally be accustomed to this! But no! I still hold out hope that your primitive bipedal species will one day break the cycle. Alas, today is clearly not that day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
That being said, those of you who attended my soiree have made it onto my
NICE LIST. And those of you who declined my generous invitation, well, perhaps after a small demonstration of my
charity your manners will show some improvement. Until then, try not to let my presence
gnaw at you.
It will, of course.
And because I assume most of you lack the clarity of perception, allow me to introduce myself.
I AM Q.And despite the fact that Jean-Luc isn't here, I have decided to stick around, as they say, and continue the Trial of Humanity. Best of luck to all of you. I'd say the jury is out, but
it's very clearly in.
On a related note—who was going to tell me that young Spock has
abs?!