Aug. 14th, 2023 at 9:03 AM
I’d like to announce that James and I have moved in together. As it seems to be the tradition around here, I want to invite all of you to our home for a little house warming party later this week. Friday evening, perhaps?
HeyConstantlyConstantine. Did you see this shit? [badly taken photo of the original photo]
Hey, how you holdin' up?
Did you find any of these pictures of you?
Did you see the picture of us, with I think is a small Ava? How the
Dearest Thraxy,
Hmmm okay, listen, this is like, not the best letter to write. Like, this sucks. Totalllly sucks. I want you to like KNOW that I really really do appreciate you SO MUCH. It's just like, you know, maybe we only got together kind of because we were both stuck in this weird place? Or, I don't know, I feel like maybe we're just not on the same page? I thought things were going one way and you clearly seem to think they are going somewhere else which is really just like a nice way of me saying you kind of really hurt my feelings not wanting to be, like, *exclusive.*
Like, I really like you, you know? And like, I feel like we were heading towards maybe saying I love you or something like that, and I was definitely dropping hints about maybe possibly saying that in the future and like, maybe we could label it. I know not everyone LIKES the label thing but I'm the kind of person who like, needs to DTR, so, like, I was really trying to let you know that's what I wanted and you looked like I had three heads or like, suddenly turned into a lobster.
Which totally hurt my feelings, by the way, and I thought ok maybe you just like ummmm didn't, you know, really get what I was saying! Which was probably also confusing for you because I know I totally like, asked you to go somewhere and then didn't show up. That's why. And like, I totally invited our friends on that cute romantic date you had planned because I was trying to show you I was upset! But that didn't work either, so I was a littttttle bit more direct about it, and again, the three heads stare. I wasn't like asking for marriageyet hahabut a little commitment I didn't think would be SUCH a big deal!
ANYWAYS. You were great and I will like totally cherish the time we had together, like, when we held hands while walking or meeting up to go out for coffee together! And like that time you showed me how to ride a horse that was super scary but wasn't the worst thing ever! I just thinnnnnnk, you know, it might be best if we just like, go do our own things for now.
Kindest wishes,
Alexis
I saw you the other day at the tavern while we were fighting that thing. You can do the intangibility thing too?
KLAUSI'm glad you're alI looked for yWhat did the hospital say?
I know this is me about to call the fucking kettle black considering, but are you going to be okay for tonight or do you need company?
Hello, darlings. Did you miss me?