Dunwich: A Creepypasta Panfandom Game

Not this fucking shit again. This town looks vaguely familiar, too, in an almost uncanny valley kind of way. Please don't tell me there's a college here called Derleth.

UNDER 20s:

This kind of shit happened in my world, and it took us to stop It. This creepy fuck who decided that kids were more delicious or something. The adults didn't even notice it, didn't do anything to stop it. Over and over again, more missing kids posters put over the previous ones, and everyone forgot about looking for the one who just disappeared the week before.

Fuck the adults. I say we go out and find them ourselves.

Today I got a Snapple from the vending machine, and it has fun facts, if you didn't know. I'm not sure what mine means...

"In Switzerland, it is illegal to own only one guinea pig because they are prone to loneliness."

What...is a guinea pig? Is it like the ones we kept at the palace in sties to eat?

[Private to Boorman]

I...have a question...

[Private to Edward Jarvis]

Hi! I was wondering if you were free tomorrow. Maybe to try bowling or a movie? I've heard that there is a scary movie playing. I haven't seen many movies, nor have I ever been bowling, but I like trying new things. What do you think?

[Private to Ruby]

What do you think about trying brownies?? I think the students would like them. I love chocolate.

[Dunwich Police Department]

Hey guys, if you didn't hear the radio call just now, Sabrina just called from the Historical Society. She just showed up and the door was open. ( CW: blood )

Every time the weekend rolls around here and I've gotta do homework for the next Monday, I'm like... what the fucking DICK is this about?? It was summer vacation where I was and I feel robbed! SWINDLED. EXTORTION IS HAPPENING AS WE SPEAK.

Losers

Guys!! Is Eddie playing a show tonight? EDDIE. Are you playing a show tonight??

We gotta fuckin get in to see it.

[MIDNIGHT SOCIETY.]
hey fellow outcasts

it's that time of year again

don't forget the first official meeting of the season is this saturday night at the old auditorium, and please make sure to implement a buddy system for safety purposes

we will draw a name for tonight's tale, so make sure to have one prepared, because it could be you

and as always, keep it spooky and don't get caught

ANNOUNCEMENT

looks like we have a gauntlet runner this weekend, droogs

give it up to potential midnight society member, enj

it'll be up to you to give us the creeps tomorrow night, succeed and you stay, fail and you get the axe, may the scares be in your favor

All right, so, I need to get a little funding for some finishing touches for the food truck. I figured I'd do a limited menu and lunch deliveries for a few days before the truck is officially up and going; I've got all these recipes I've been working on.

Put in an order and I'll run it over to you. You set your own price; pay in money or in an honest review.

Toasted Sandwiches:

• The Buffalo: Buffalo Chicken, bleu cheese, spinach.
• Roast Beef: Roast Beef, red onions, horseradish, provolone.
• The Veggie: all vegan, veggies with a roasted pepper aioli.
• Chicken Guac: Chicken, guac, chipotle mayo, mozzarella.

Comes with a side of mac and cheese or bag of chips.

We're really close to opening and I couldn't be more excited.

How does one take a vacation when you can't go anywhere?

DUNWICH PD:

We're getting a police dog.

ST CREW:

We're getting a dog.

Just a reminder: if you hear a ghost, no you didn't. If a ghost gives you something, no they didn't. If a ghost asks you to do something, no they did not.



[CONSTANTINE]

I need a favor.

How has no one told me how absolutely amazing bagels are???? I went to Pandemonium and it was salty! And chewy! And heavenly! I think everything is much better when you have a good pastry. I need to learn how to make these. I sometimes miss the warm comfort of the ovens back home, even if it's not been too cold lately.

[Private to Ezreal]
Just...checking how you are and how you've been after everything last month. I was worried about you.

[Private to Boorman]
Have...you heard weird whispers? In your ears? As you've been going about town?

( 🎤 )

I'm apparently the registered owner of a really beaten up food truck. Problems with this turn of events include:

• $390 in parking tickets.
  
• A broken rear axel, I think.
  
• And a lot of other problems.
  
• And I don't have a license here.
  
• And I don't know how to run a food truck.
  
• I can barely run my life, let alone a business.

But in spite of all of that, I don't know. Maybe I'll try.

Am I the only one who has felt like a coward because you basically hid for most the month and maybe feel guilty you should do more but also your friends were okay and you don't know as many people but it's pretty scary but maybe you could have done more?


...only me?


I did really learn to like that Beatles song. I'll always be grateful to Abra for that.

Is anyone else's work being weird?

I went back today after everything. My boss knew I was out and she was fine, but the rest of my coworkers don't seem to remember that I wasn't in the last few weeks. Apparently another one of them moved out of the city and I threw them a party? I'm pretty sure I'd remember throwing an office party.

At least everyone really liked the cookie cake I apparently brought in.

Does anyone even know where to get cookie cake in Dunwich?

Look, I don't pretend to know everything that's going on most of the time. I don't do this weird spooky magic shit. All I know is there are some people that are still trapped, and their song ain't working, so maybe they don't see the exit like I did or are scared or something.

So I'm going to go back in and try to help them escape, and if I see one of those nurses or whatever, maybe I can fight them on the inside and help. I don't want to just sit around when maybe I can do something, yeah?

I'd say wish me luck but I'm Jamie Fucking Tartt. What do I need luck for?



(OOC: Jamie will not be replying to comments. He goes pretty quick after he stops listening to music. But please feel free to respond to one another's comments, even if it's to talk how bad this idea is or how dumb Jamie is.)

Will - He's not responding to me. He's not floating but [...]

(ooc- the rest of the message is in French.)

- MERDE! Réponds-moi Will.

[Hopper]
Something's wrong.

Yes someone died, yes it was what we think it is, it looks like this person had their song playing and their phone broke, breaking the song long enough for the curse to fully set in. It's Vecna, and it is very important you all arm yourselves with your songs, find one if you don't have one, sing one to yourself if you can think of it, and if you have been experiencing headaches please go to MIST right away where we can keep an eye on you.

BUDDY SYSTEM people. If you have been experiencing the headaches and other usual signs (hallucinations, visions, nightmares) find someone who has not and stick together as best you can.

If you need help, contact us straight away.

DUNWICH PD:

I'm headed to the church and I swear on all that is holy I'm burning that fucking place down to find Eddie if I can.

ST FAM:

Check in. I want to update this with any other instructions we can provide these people. We're unfortunately the experts here, and you kids more than any of the rest of us.

Above all, you need to STICK TOGETHER and keep each other safe. Don't go looking for Eddie, don't go running off to each crisis, put your heads together, keep each other safe, and think of what we can do here, now, about it knowing what we do about Dunwich and about Vecna.

The kid. Who is she?

For those of you from other places, how do you...find materials to make clothes? I've had just this one set for a long time but it's starting to sprout holes in various places. And I used the machine once to clean and lost my sweater. It turned so small I don't know if it would fit a nelwyn!

[Private to Boorman]

Do...should I be working in the kitchens somewhere? I feel like I should be doing something to earn my keep. Though everyone at Pickman is very very nice.

DUNWICH PD:

There are psychics here. And sorcerers and stuff.

Why can't we get one of them to go into the preacher's mind to get him to confess?

I'd say TGIF but there's no rest for the wicked I guess.

JULIA:

Have you had a chance to look over those photos?

DPD:

I know we can't use it to convict, but I'm getting some magical help I guess for this case. I want to nail the fuckin' church for this but we got nothin' to tie them.

ST CREW:

I may never get a day off again but dinner soon?

CHRISTY:

Hey kid, how you doing?

LIV:

So. How was church with Eddie?

DUNWICH PD:

Name: Erika Nixon
DOB: 1/16/1994
Age: 29
Address: 327 W 7th Street, Apt A, Dunwich, MA
Appearance: 5'6", 155 lbs. Caucasian. Curly brown hair. Brown eyes.
Work: Teller at Langolier Bank
DOD: 7/10/2023, approximately 6:45pm

( TW: The dirty, gory details )

HELLO?? THIS IS WHERE I CAN SPEAK TO MORE PEOPLE WHO MIGHT HAVE JUST COME LIKE ME?? THRAXUS BOORMAN IS MY FRIEND AND TRAVEL COMPANION AND HE SAID I COULD USE THIS TO TALK TO PEOPLE SO HELLO!!

I'M ELORA ooc:she removed her last name after Boorman's comment DANAN. OR BRUNHILDA. I WENT BY BRUNHILDA LONGER BUT YOU KNOW I THINK I LIKE ELORA MORE.

CAN ANYONE SEE THIS???

( Read more... )

[DUNWICH POLICE DEPARTMENT]

Um so for those of you who are off duty or don't know the call signs cause I sure didn't before this

Hopper says if you're available head to 327 W 7th Street, Apt A. Just a murder to deal with. You know... Cause this is the police department and that's what we do?

Right. Seeing as I have seniority, I suppose that puts me in charge at the sheriff's department.


Which is why I went ahead and submitted the paperwork declaring Jim Hopper as our new Emergency Interim Sheriff. The job is yours. Executive decision. Sorry not sorry.



[WEREWOLF FILTER*]

Speaking of the sheriff's department, we could use your help. There are reports of a creature on the lose known as a demodog. Otherworldly, larger than a wolf, head opens up like a flower filled with teeth, so real pleasant. Only known ways to kill it include fire and beheading.

This is a request for information only, we're not asking anyone to go after the creature. But if we can get an idea of any strange scents or places it may be hiding, that would be helpful. Please let me know if this is something you can assist with. Thanks.

(*OOC: Don't want Boorman to know you're a werewolf? Don't reply! It's totally cool. If you're out/open about it, please feel free to reply.)

MAX

Have you gone back?

EDDIE

We should figure out who's in which campaign. And I have a pitch for you.

If your world is in a different time or really not like Dunwich, did you change how you dress when you got here or do you still wear the same kind of thing you wore back home as much as you can?