Dunwich: A Creepypasta Panfandom Game

Ugh anyone have any Tylenol they'd be willing to fork over?

How long is too long to mourn your entire life? Best answer wins a 'buy one coffee for the price of two and get one free' coupon for the Coffee Green.

[Mark]
I'm sorry. About this entire past week. Frankly I was hoping I wouldn't have to show up to work ever again, but since I'm still here and it doesn't look like I'm going anywhere... cool if I come in tomorrow? I get it if you'd rather not.

And I really am sorry. For not giving you a heads up. That was shitty. But then I am a shitty person, so.

[Harley & Ivy]
Don't know if you know, but there's a chick sleeping on your couch? No clue who she is. Don't think I let her in. May have, though.

Red wine o'clock.

Best made plans.

My condolences to those who lost someone this time. Be careful out there with the fog.

Sixth Street is closed for renovations; however, I'm now in need of a manager to assist me with the re-opening. Preferably a frequent customer before, but I'm open. If you know about boba, that would be most welcome. Xavier was planning on introducing me to the drink. I'm not familiar enough with it to make it yet myself.

We will be opening again Monday under my ownership. Details yet to come.

[Under 20s]

How are you all doing? Do you need anything or a mentor/guide? I need to go through and cross check the list, but I don't want anyone without in the mean time.

Careful of the fog. It's about as thick as it was in January.

IYKYK.

(Did I do that right? Yeah, I know. Bad time to make a joke. Just wanted to warn everyone.)

Starting Wednesday of next week, Sixth Street Cafe will be closed. I've finally purchased it outright and it will be undergoing some basic renovations, along with a name change.

More details to come.

With this post, I'd like to officially announce the promotion to Manager for Xavier Thorpe, one of my longest time employees. He's been fantastic as a barista and helping me to adjust to a more modern setting.

We will be looking to hire a few people. Xavier may reach out to organize that soon.

If you do want some of our food or drinks while we are closed, please reach out to me. I always plan ahead and can easily arrange for meals to be delivered.

[Under 20s]

How are you all doing? Has anyone lost a guide with the recent losses? (I am keeping track, but this is a chance to say something if you would like to.)

Suggestions on things to do to pass time?

I've probably been spending way too much of my day at The Coffee Green. I'm surprised that Ivy hasn't kicked me out.

[Ken.]
Sorry for going radio silent on you for a while there. You doing okay?

[Ivy & Harley, sent shortly after this exchange]

There's a non-zero chance of naked man in the basement so you might want to avoid the area for the next hour or two.

[Constantine, sent five hours later]

So Dunwich's finest fixed the crucible. Works just like it's supposed to.

Are you done tweaking?

[Eddie, sent the next morning]

Can you read this?

[Bryn, sent later that same morning]

You still fainting all over the place?

rdffffffffffffffffffffffffffffghn .................../

March 29th, Backdated

Harley & Ivy
"Anything you want to talk about?"

Harlivy Abode | ⚠ Deep state of denial, coffee maker cruelty.

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Has anyone seen a vigilante running around town at all? Dressed in black, wears a cape, stick in the mud? Goes by Batman? I only ask because his car is currently parked in my driveway. With the keys inside. And if this is a test, I am too weak to resist.

[ Sylvie & Ivy ]

Joyride in the Batmobile??

I'm not sure how much more of this I can take.

I've decided to redecorate my room.   That means a shopping trip.  It'll be fun, hunting for treasures in thrift shop, things like that. Does anyone want to come with me?

[Miguel]
Can I sleep at yours for a while? Until I figure out what my room needs?  It doesn't feel comfortable right now and I sleep over at yours so much already.

There is way too much going on, and my brain is not comprehending it.

People were floating like Vecna, but then it was not like Vecna.
Then people were sleepwalking and writing messages in blood.
Now people are turning to stone?


Did I get that right? Or am I completely losing it?

Anyone else see that statue of a lady over by the Roxxcart? Has that always been there or is she new? Is Dunwich trying to get artsy on us?

bleeding

bloody symbol on the statue

kinda of dazed

help please

[Harley & Ivy]
Head's killing me. Heard that's going around. If I end up floating in the basement, don't let the hyenas eat me.

[John & Sylvie]
Anyone feeling like a helium balloon today?

[Eddie K]
Hey. You're not completely terrible at karaoke.

[Eddie M]
Not that it's any of my business but How's your friend doing?

A friend has said repeatedly that I should not be afraid to ask for help if I need it, so
I'm asking... How do you convince your heart to not love someone anymore? I've tried logic and tequila and neither have been successful. Time is proving to not be my friend either.

She's gone.

My Valentine's gift to you all is this: exactly the same service you'd normally be getting at The Coffee Green, no frills, no hearts, maybe a few lobstrocities because these fuckers will not go away.

Erwin is doing a bang up job over at 6th Street if you want something a little more seasonal.

Additionally, we're closing an hour early, because I'm taking my girlfriend out on a date.

Okay, but what does all things serve the beam even mean? There were a bunch of flyers around campus today, promoting the church. Blah, blah, it's not about religion, it's about spirituality or whatever they say. But if it's not about religion, why do you have a church? Why are you trying to recruit? WHAT IS GOING ON IN THERE?


But seriously, any ideas on all things serve the beam? What beam? WHAT BEAM??

Just when I thought I was up to walk about outside again... I find some sort of lobster-looking creature about? And this is normal this time of year?

Perhaps I should consider becoming a hermit.

Tower of Pizza wanted me to share with others that they have lobstrosity pizzas available this month. They especially recommend the crispy thin-crust one topped with lobstrosity meat, cream sauce, caramelised shallots and ricotta.

There's also a 'kiss-before' special, which is a two-for-one special on garlic bread. You don't actually have to kiss anyone to get it. We can also make any pizza heart-shaped.

So there, I've told you.  Tobias, this can count for you too.

Lobstrocities...

Are ruining my compost pile out back of my cafe.

There's just two of these fuckers out here thinking they can eat biodegradable garbage. Who do I call for this? Animal control? Fuck's sake.

IVY & HARLEY:

I'm checking in on you two. I know this stuff with Pam's been rough.

PAM DAWES:

How are you handling things?

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Attention all booklovers! Pagemaster is suffering a sentient fuzzball invasion and will be closed until further notice. Or until Clint Barton figures something out.

If you put in any orders, don't hold your breath. These things eat books now.

ETA: If you love books and/or have a spare afternoon, come help us hunt and gather the multiplying fuzzballs (for purposes of humane relocation via Ghost Line) and earn my undying gratitude in the process!

ETA 2: And maybe a coupon!

ETA 3, a few hours later: Has anyone seen Kate? Brunette, gorgeous eyes, phases through buildings? I seem to have misplaced her...

Hello, Mistakes.

I'm happy to announce that Apothecary Mistica will be opening in two weeks.

I've obtained the space and I'm cleaning it up a bit, and it will be where you can go for all your witchcraft needs. The front of the store will be for locals and non-magic users alike, and I'll have a spot in the back for any of our more magical needs.