Dunwich: A Creepypasta Panfandom Game

Hallo! Das sieht nicht nach Deutschland.
Where am I and what is this device?

You'll be happy to be in my Physics class tomorrow. We're making our own gak recipes and seeing which ones are most effective at protecting an egg dropped from height.

Whoever does the best doesn't have to take the midterm.

[Private to Jarvis]

Never thought I'd be a teacher but turns out I'm great at it. How's Home Ec going?

If you were wondering how I'm doing, I'm not.

[Private to Jarvis]

If you need me, no you don't.

In my room.

Failed Filter intended for Friends/Family, everyone can see

I'm back. I'm safe. Physically, I'm- fine.


I'm really not okay.

Well, that was a new experience. Last night I was visited by the ghost of a woman I haven't yet met in my timeline and yet is my wife. Gotta say, didn't see that one coming. Anyone else experience anything like that?

[Peggy Carter]

Would have been awkward if that was the night before. I think I need a lot of drinks.

Just a reminder: if you hear a ghost, no you didn't. If a ghost gives you something, no they didn't. If a ghost asks you to do something, no they did not.



[CONSTANTINE]

I need a favor.

I'm finding that I do enjoy the university here more than I would have expected. I thought I was going to be the leader of my people for a long time back home. I never wanted to try something new. I've only been taking introductory courses so far, but I have been looking at the courses on political science.

Who else here is attending university again? I know of Abigail, I think, but I'm not certain who else.

I've been looking for a part time job, as well. Having a laptop would be beneficial to my studies. Does anyone have need for a part time worker?

Wahooo! I got a space for a workshop to build and tinker, right next to the junkyard. So many things to build.

AHEM. So yes I, Jinx, have my own business now and you can come to me for any kind of tinker work. I love building things, and making up things for “special” circumstances. Oh if you have armor or stuff I guess I could repair that too. Weapons, anything you can think of.

Before I forget and get lost in my own fun pretendy time, does anyone need anything? No idea is impossible or too crazy. You think it, I can make it. Huh. Wait that sounds gimmicky. But it’s true, let’s make some stuff!

Right! Back at it again! Today I found a 1945 Cadillac Fleetwood tucked in the back of the yard, basically the exact model I had at home that I had turned into a flying car. It needs a lot of TLC, but can't say I'm not thinking about fixing it up like my old one.

[Edwin Jarvis]

What do you say, Jarvis? Up for round 2 of the flying car?

I promise I don't need...some of the other modifications.

[Peggy Carter]

Now that things are calmed down, I don't suppose you'd like to come over? I'll make you dinner.

[Tony Stark]

Just...checking in after everything.

[Steve Rogers]

How you holding up, Captain?

[Tandy Bowen]

Can't say I hadn't thought about how some of your powers might be combined with the flying car scheme. Might be something to experiment with. Hope you and the girlfriend are holding up.

Online introductions are apparently the way to go here. Hi, everyone. I’m Mallory, new arrival and still a little bewildered about everything. This is a very impressive set up. I’ve ever had someone just willingly hand me a cellphone to keep while walking down the street. Or ever. But that solves one problem. Thanks to everyone at MIST for being so incredible to new arrivals.

Don’t go past the boundaries, there’s no known way back, weird things tend to happen, I can stay at Pickman house (thank you), MIST is a key place for all of us, avoid the Church, Time and Again will probably be my favorite place. Anything else I should be aware of from those who’ve already been through this?

Lastly, I hear there is a coven. Is there someone specific I can speak to there? A leader or council I should approach?

[Magic users]
Are any healers available to heal a minor cut? It's on my hand. Seems shallow. Tried waiting it out but it refuses to close on its own.

[Eponine]
Could you close up again today, please?

[Stephen Strange]
I've been trying to reach Luc. Since you talked him into leaving in the first place, I thought maybe

[A&C Salvage]
This may be a long shot but I recently wrapped my car around a tree. Locals have told me it's beyond repair. Could you take a look? If not, it's yours to scrap.

[Howard Stark]

So I was gonna just look it up on youtubue, but then I thought that maybe you could help me out.

Do you think we could figure out how to attach a dimmer switch to a room in Pickman? I know you might not have had them in the 40s, but maybe we could figure it out using my room, and then I could try it on a friend's room?

This is what happens when I take a second and think things are too quiet.

I'm still on the lookout for my flamingo, in all the hoopla I hope he's okay. So if you see a large pink bird, let either me or my butler Edwin Jarvis know so we can keep him safe.

[Private to Steve, Jarvis, Peggy, Tandy, Tony, Sam, Bucky, Thor, anyone he'd gotten friendly with, consider that you!]

Status check? It's been so hectic and haywire I'm not sure how everyone is and I want to make sure you're all okay? I know I might seem like nothing much phases me, but you're all important to me (even if we just met here) so...help an old man out.

[Private to Peggy]

I really do have the absolute worst timing that I wait to ask you on a date right before everything goes to hell in a handbasket. This isn't a come on precisely, but I'd feel much better if we could stick together until things settle down? Hope that's not too forward.

I know battery life and all that is a big thing right now. That some of you are using the type of phone that doesn't have a headphone jack -- so if you've got your music on there, you're using wireless headphones or the power connecting port for -- you know how it works, don't let me over explain here.

Anyway, you're welcome, I've been working on it and at least the common areas of MIST have wireless charging capabilities now so don't unplug if you don't have to. Just show up here and maybe have a little silent rave with a neighbor.

I know, it's not very cool but it's definitely better than--

FRIDAY, where'd I put that --

[ End of Voice Post ]

I forgot that I needed to do the paperwork, but it is now official.

I AM NOW THE GUARDIAN OF TOBIAS!

I ain't sure what in the Sam Hill is going on around here but I don't want no part of it whatever hackneyed Mojo-esque nonsense this is.

And Katherine Pryde, come get your dragon before I toss him into space. He won't let me go anywhere.

Introductions are in order. My name is Mr Jarvis and I arrived over a week ago. I've been keeping to myself to become familiar with the curious advancements of this place, including the technology and cultural aspects. I have a lot more to learn, but I feel confident enough to step forward and put myself out there, as it were.

I come from the year 1947, July to be exact, in the middle of a frightful heatwave, I might add. I was, and assuredly still am, employed as butler to Mr Howard Stark, who has been helping me adjust to my new surroundings.

That's all I can think of right now. Except to say that I've been told that it's likely I may come from the same universe as others present in town.

Oh, and the flamingo that you might have spotted around? That is Bernard Stark, he arrived with me but escaped. Please don't hurt him, belongs to Mr Stark and we're trying to retrieve him. Be careful, though, he's devious.

[Private to Mr Howard Stark]

How was that? Did I write too much? Should I have given more details?

There's not enough tylenol in the world some days

Saw there was a beach party. Shame to have missed it and all that. I seem to be doing that a lot lately. Next time, right? Maybe.

Anyway.

I need a break from work before someone comes and mothers me about it. Where's the best place to get a sub in town?

Private to Mobius
Your tempad. I've got it working. Why does something so complex look like the 60's threw up on it?

It's aliiiiiive.



The hardware all works at least, I still have to get everything working together properly. There's 40 nodes in that case and another twenty in a case sitting on the floor with room to expand it. (Please no one tell my boss to look into how much use I've made of the store's wholesale ordering discount.) And since all great custom builds need a name, in honour of Beowulf and great contributions to arts and culture I've dubbed it Skibidi.

( Was this a date? Peggy wasn't sure, but she also wasn't counting it out. )

Well if it isn't another fine day in Dunwich! I took a nice run along the lake, and well, whoever it was that warned me about the lobsters weren't wrong. Though it did make me wish I had a large amount of drawn butter. Anyone have a line on a great place to get a run in that maybe doesn't make me crave a low country boil?

[Tandy Bowen]
Some updates-while I didn't get a spot at MIST, I did talk to my son and I DID somehow get a job without trying to. In a spot that will work even better-at the salvage yard. It's perfect. Far out of town, no one else there, plenty of material. Let me know when you're free and we can start on our experiments.

[Steve Rogers]
What do you say about a drink at Todash on me? I'm employed now.

[Peggy Carter]

Say, Pegs, you're looking at the mechanic and salvage supervisor for A&C Salvage right here in good ole Dunwich. Care for a little dinner on me to celebrate? I hear there are fine burgers available at Queen Burger.

Been told I should say hi on this thing, so, hi.

This can't be happen

I need to make sure that Tissa

Where is Cir

What am I supposed to do

If I've understood correctly, this is another sphere with no way back. At the moment. What is being done to find a way back to our home spheres?

Well this place is adequately peculiar. If anyone has any tips or suggestions on how to adapt to this modern world, feel free to share. My name is Thomas Sharpe, I’m from 1901.

[ Asriel ]

I have questions.

I beg your pardon?

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I have to hand it to Mr. in Boots, that was by far the best film I've ever seen. Move over Casablanca, get out of the way Wizard of Oz, heave-ho Gone With the Wind. Extraordinary! I think I'll make seeing these movie screenings more, especially since Dr. Strange has so kindly arranged them. Thanks for looking out.

What films do I absolutely need to see that came out after 1946? What are your favorites? Anyone ever see Kid Colt??

Peggy Carter
So, Pegs. Seems you left a couple details out when we talked. About me having a son? And a wife? Did you know? About both of them?

Tandy Bowen

Let's work on seeing if we can direct the light to help you fly. Out in a field near the forest will be a safe spot for that and we don't need to worry about anyone seeing while we figure out a good regular experiment location. Let me know if you thought of more things to test.

Steven Strange

I believe you are the man to ask about multiverses. Am I right?