HI IM PERCY
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HELLO IM
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Hello! I'm Percy. This is my first time really using a cell phone so I'm sorry if I mess up the texting etiquette. Also Julia was kind enough to install an Ancient Greek app to translate everything for me because other languages get a bit jumbled in my head so first off THANK YOU JULIA. You've all met Julia, right? She's super nice. Totally saved my life this morning. Apparently I almost swam into your GHOST LINE. How awkward would that have been? My body would have been lying at the bottom of the sea forever and nobody would have known! Not even Dad. Anyway! I don't know how this translation thing works for other people so if I end up saying anything really weird
or dumb we're going to blame it on the app!
LOL (I think that's what I'm supposed say??)
I'm already settled into Pickman. THANKS AGAIN JULIA. (You guys should make her the official welcome committee.) This place is kind of giving me summer camp vibes even though it's freezing outside. Well, it was freezing until I found some clothes, but that's ... Yeah, OK. I'm grateful to have my own room. Although I am totally willing to share if any half-siblings show up. Doubtful but as the kids with the cell phones say, IYKYK.
I just googled that acronym. LOL.
LOLz?
Oh! Before I forget! Just because I was swimming in the sea does not mean I am associated with the big scary monster who has been trying to wed your young ladies. I promise that has nothing to do with me. Pure coincidence. Probably shouldn't have even brought it up.
Hades boxer shorts! why am I making such a big scene? should I erase all of this? Iris-Messages are so much easier.OK. Hopefully this message doesn't attract any monsters. Fingers crossed! Zeus, if you're listening, I didn't really mean it when I said you sucked seaweed. I mean I did, but you know. For posterity's sake, it was a joke.
it wasn't but ok