Dunwich: A Creepypasta Panfandom Game

Edith Redman called me this morning. She's the principal's secretary, and she's got a voice to her, all shouting 'where the hell have you been, you insufferable old man?' Still not sure if that's proper conduct for school staff, but considering my previous place of employment, it's actually a pretty nice change of pace. And I'll give her points for being right.

But to be succinct, finding yourself reset doesn't cost you your job, the substitute teacher's been having some trouble handling my classes, and I need a doctor's note.

Can I get a doctor's note? Because I don't know, it makes sense for this to happen in-house when needed.

This is actually the first time in my damn life I've ever needed a doctor's note.

XAVIER & FIVE

He didn't think they'd talked before.

WHAT: Want to have hot chocolate?
WHERE: Five's room
WHEN: Sunday evening
WARNINGS: Well, Five just came back with a pretty fresh chopped off arm so there's that. The rest tba. Probably grisly deaths, etc.
STATUS: Incomplete
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Current Mysteries I Feel Compelled To Share With You All (AKA, WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THAT)

1. This Mysterious Fog That Stanches Grievous Injuries. I should be worse off. I should be screaming my head off. That one's number one. I'm not really sure how to fix that either. Bullet wounds and broken bones are easy enough, the rest, not so much.
   
2. Free tech is not a campaign or charity Hargreeves Enterprises would commit to. Who's paying for all these phones?
   
3. Slumberland. Somnething's off about that place too.
   
4. Judging from the state of my quarters and the two people called out 'hey teach', I've been here before. The latter might even explain the gold star sticker sheets in my quarters.
   
5. What about Delores and Gr
   
6. Alcohol would be appreciated. This one's a mystery because my kitchenette only has coffee.

NOV 4TH - 5TH

FIVE HARGREEVES
"red marker, coffee stains, glitter and gold stars "

SLUMBERLAND MOTEL| RATING | ⚠ MENTIONS AND REFERENCES TO LOSS OF LIMB, BLOOD

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Um.

I think this is okay. I was told to reach out and try to be more friendly.

But, um.

If anyone needs help with homework, I'm here. I promise.

[trigger warning: bully behavior, not so nice sookie]

Half of y'all think too loud, the other half doesn't think at all. I prefer the latter. It's quieter.

Also, we all have to walk the halls, that doesn't mean we should have to smell you, deodorant is your friend.

you know what i did today?? i was ✨productive!!✨ so ✨productive✨ in fact i made over thirty tea cozies!! in a multitude of colors!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

including BLACK!! 🖤🖤🖤

i don't need that many, however!! so anyone want a cozy?? get them while they're hot, get it?? get it??

🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

i am all healed up and back to normal thanks to ✨yennefer!!✨ thank you so much yennie!!💖 and five for getting me to her!!

i will never take my limbs for granted again!! knitting with one hand is impossible, and omg texting?? the WORST!! plus voice to text never works right

[...]

on a more serious note?? i am really, really grateful to be back and okay, and even happier you made it through. you're all like, pretty phenomenal you know that?? to do what you did. i can only remember bits and pieces, but i felt you. all of you. protecting us. fighting for us. for everyone.

and to those we lost? i am so sorry.

thanks aren't enough, but

thank you. really, sincerely and truly.

love you lots. yes, even YOU!!❤️

How do you keep warm in a cold room?

FILTERED TO 21 AND ABOVE]

What the fuck am I doing I need a distraction. Math and crossword puzzles aren't doing it.

I don’t have a reflection anymore and I blame that FUCKING CHURCH. Am I a vampire now?? How am I gonna do my makeup??

I don’t know for certain that the church is connected to all this craziness but if they gave him the ear which was a physical manifestation of Vecna I feel like that makes it pretty tied to the whole thing. Maybe breaking whatever hold it has over people could help us?

Mobius doesn’t think we need to destroy the whole building but he said there’s a large circular window that looks down on people from the pews. That the previous Loki said he could see things in it and that during that crappy festival some of you saw stuff too. So it might be tied to the source of a lot of things.

Anyone want to come help me desecrate a church break a window? And probably try to search that building for Eddie. I’m thinking if people are seeing things in it that it might need more than just throwing a rock through it but also that could work?

ooc: please see THIS POST .

Dunwich public school teachers:

This is your reminder that in-service starts next week and will last for the week until we're ready to prepare our classrooms.

For Dunwich public students, the first day of classes is August 30th.

I hate today. Hated yesterday too. But I hate it less than last week, and if only just barely, that's minimal progress.

[HAYMITCH]

Are you about ready to come up for air?

[KLAUS]

I need your help.

It's a new month.

I'm offering a promo of sorts at Sixth Street Cafe. Buy 5 meals, get your sixth free and a bonus dessert or coffee of your choice.

Would there be any interest in a chess tournament or learning the game?

I deserve a gold star. Don't ask me why. I just do. But I also don't want to take away from the sticker sheets that I use for my students.

I'm also not that enigmatic.

[KLAUS]

Do you want the good news or do you want the bad news?

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This is only because I've decided getting up isn't a good idea and not because I keep getting lost and I think I could actually jump into a wall so I can't make the rapid getaway I want to.

Getting up isn't a good idea

I left my arm in the tavern. I would appreciate a little help getting it back.

I don't think it's going to crawl away?

Diavolo in Tonaca Nera. Try it.

ANI

I'm glad you're al I looked for y What did the hospital say?

KLAUS

I know this is me about to call the fucking kettle black considering, but are you going to be okay for tonight or do you need company?

[posted right after this!]

hi.

so.

really sorry to do this

but i'm kind of freaking out!!

i found a big green cat this morning. yes. green. it was passed out under a tree, like it was overheated or something??? and i went to get it water and now there's a boy on my bed. not a cat. a boy. a naked boy with green hair. naked. on my bed. and he won't wake up!! help!?!?

Confession time; after what happened at prom, I made preparations to have Delores shipped out of town. There's not more I can say about that except mi dispiace amore mio. Ma non posso permettere che questa città offuschi ulteriormente la memoria di te e di noi.

Pretty sure I've been Anyway. If anyone else is relentlessly being followed by semi-strangers who smile and do whatever they're told, which is completely out of character for this particular individual, pipe up. Inquiring minds want to know.

EDITED TO ADD: It's Margo.

[WEDNESDAY AND ENID]
I'm sure you've had a billion people asking if you're okay by now, but my door's always unlocked.

Hargreeves Siblings • Knife Throwing

May 23 • Morning
⚠ None likely
RATING - Neutral/All Readers
STATUS - Incomplete

( Because Hargreeves were a ...complicated lot )

If there's someone who can tell the weather to start heating up Dunwich a little, please do. My bones are young again, and yet still angry.

[DIEGO & KLAUS]

I was perusing the shelves at the thrift store and found something that pertains to us.

[DAIMON]

Does your guardian have questionable parental techniques that involve licensing your likeness and childhood to the best bidder so they can make comics, or in your case, children's books about it?

ETA [OOC] POSTAL DELIVERY TO WEDNESDAY: The cotton armor that was discussed eons ago.

So I had a TA stop by my apartment this morning and hand me a pile of graded tests. I guess I have taken a job that I never applied for as the new Ethics professor. I was told this happened but I didn't really believe it.

Are the bugs still out there?

[Diego]
Are you still He-Man?

[Five]
Are you still in hiding?

Uh hey guys, what a crazy couple of weeks right? Anyway.

The full moon is coming up in a few days. I think I might make a thing of it, if anyone is looking for some company.

As much as I wish I could coach everyone on exactly how to switch back, I can't. Just remember the truth is fucking out there.

But after getting stuck on the solution on this particular equation which I needed to solve another equation, I found a mistake on the fifth page of my first notebook, which means that I need to scrap about a month of work.

So I have shit to do. Bother me after this at risk of your own life.

NOT A DATE - five hargreeves FIVE ✦ ANI ✦ ISABEL ✦ HAYMITCH TBD | ⚠ Drinking, likely, with the lads Ongoing Not A Date( Read more... )

Tags: !log/thread/narrative, ∙ plot: 003 the envy of dunwich, ◌ inactive: ani flickerman (au), ◌ inactive: five hargreeves, ◌ inactive: haymitch abernathy, ◌ inactive: isabel howe

Anyone want to talk about fun things they've learned since oh, Saturday?

I'll go first.

Sunscreen is vital.

[TEXT MESSAGE: FIVE]
≫ We need to talk.
≫ Sorry, can we talk?
≫ I think we're in this together, unfortunately.

I'm a cat now?

Whaaaaat the actual fuck?

[FILTER: MAYSILEE]

Anyyyy chance you're in my body?