Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

I am Merlin. I don't know you people. I am no one's servant or friend. So why are there arguments on this thing about the use of my name and use of magic? My name is may as well be a swear, and have no complaints to it's use as such. As for the discussion of sorcery - it is a power I no longer use, not that it should be any concern of yours.

This world had some very odd music.

So next time any muggles want to apparate somewhere, ASK FIRST. Do NOT just grab hold of the nearest passing wizard when it looks like they're about to disapparate, because Merlin's balls, do you know how dangerous that is? Or how bloody rude it is?

I would have posted this earlier but if I'd done that, it would have been a load of incoherent swearing and shouting.

It appears as if my roommate disappeared. Has anyone seen a cute blue fuzzy demon boy with a tail?

In other news, I want to go on an adventure to find the owners of this place. Any takers?

Bloody hell. I feel like a hippogriff tap danced on my head last night. I think I'll call in sick and sleep all day. Yeah, sounds like a good plan to me.

You've got to be bloody kidding me! I wasn't aware that we were in grade school and tattling was what we were doing now. I haven't tattled on anyone since I was like nine or something. This is so bloody ridiculous! I mean honestly, that's stooping lower than I have. I don't understand why he stays with you if you're such a twat! I need to blow off some bloody steam and I don't even have a broom to do that with.

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[Somehow turns on the voice posting]

"Wh--

Where am I? Who brought me here? Arthur, where did you go?

I swear, whoever did this, you will pay for it. I will--

OUCH!"

I never thought I'd miss my body so much. Then again I never thought I'd have someone else's body that didn't involve using Polyjuice.

Thalia, I owe you big time. I know it wasn't easy and you didn't have to work for me, but thank you. I get paid Friday so we'll settle up then.

Potters!! What say we attempt that family lunch or dinner or what have you again now that we've all got our proper bodies.

It's nice not being a seventeen year old girl. I can do without that ever happenin again.

Whoever's body I had, I kept it in good shape. You can keep it. Personally, I can live with never having it back.

And to whoever had my body, where are you? I owe you a drink.

DI IMMORTALES WUT IS THIS???

I'm a boy! I can't be a boy! I've taken an oath against boys!

Agh and somebody halp, this...thing keeps getting stuck in my pants it is SO BIG

Oi! I can't go to work like this! Not only can I not show up with someone else's face, but this bloke's shoulders are far too wide for my shirts. I knew I was gonna bloody jinx us the other night!

Maybe I can tell my boss I had a mishap with Polyjuice potion.

What in Merlin's ruddy trousers is going on here!? This is not my body!

*All you hear is a high pitched shriek, in a 13-year-old-girl-stuck-in-a-man's-body way*

Alright you three, no more hiding, whatever was turning everyone in to blabber mouths has passed and I expect to see my grandchildren.

Thank Merlin that bloody truth thing is over. I think everyone will agree with me that it'd be nice if we were given like a month before anything else mental happens. Maybe even two months. Yeah, two months would be nice. Especially since I just started at the Quidditch shop and I don't want anything to mess with my schedule so early on.

Speaking of working, I get paid tomorrow. Finally, I'll have money! I haven't got a clue though what I want to buy. I suppose I could save it, but how exactly do Muggle banks work? I doubt it's the same as Gringotts, what with there being no goblins and all.

YEAH I CAME BACK!

Oh my gosh I got a job while I was out there, too! I'm going to let myself stay out to work it. He's going to be working at a daycare in the city. I guess he showed them that we can duplicate and this old lady was like "YOU'RE HIRED" ha ha ha

Doesn't hurt that I know CPR too, yay for saving lives if your heart stops!

Okay, has no one else noticed there's a trolley running past the Castle now? That was not there two days ago.

I don't want to leave here, because I know I'm going back home to die and that terrifies me.
I love Lils and Harry and Pads and Moony more than life and I know I'd do the same thing again if it meant they stayed alive.
I can't believe I have grandchildren. They're great, and I love spending time with them but sometimes I have to pretend that they're not related to me because Harry isn't even 18 months old in my head, and the whole time travel thing in this place is confusing enough to give me a headache.
Sometimes I miss Pete.
I miss Moony all the time.
Snape, I can't stand you, and I know the feeling's mutual. The only reason I've left you alone is because I know it would upset my wife and I do try not to ever do that. But you're a dick. I really think you should know this in case you were somehow unaware of your dickishness.

I really wish I hadn't said all this over the network.

VERY FUNNY. Do you expect me to believe that I've been whisked away to a far off land the day before my tryouts!?

JAMES SIRIUS POTTER if you are behind this I will CURSE YOUR PANTS OFF! Wait till Mum hears about this!

This bloody green and silver needs to fucking go. I'm beginning to hear sodding hissing in my bloody sleep and it's not making for a pleasent Jamie. It wasn't funny before and it's not funny now. Who is with me to get rid of it before I hex all the bloody Slytherins who were responsible for it?