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Ah. Tuesday. My favorite day of the week.

Party at my place tonight. Everyone's invited! You people need to learn to have some fun.

this shit ain't funny no more. I AIN'T NO GIRL AND I DON'T WANT TO BE NO GIRL!

that said, whoever's body this is looks like she thinks real high of herself. just so we're real clear on it, i ain't gonna put no hair crap on and i ain't gonna figure out how to put on no bullshit makeup.

someone fix this. now.

OMG - James, your eye-sight is so bad, my morning was full of bruised shins, sorry! Also, I think I have your body. We should discuss this!

Sirius - I think it's safe to say sex is postponed until further notice.

And who has my body?! It's rather distinct around here and I'm sure the feedback from everyone around you is giving you a killer headache. We should talk.

I got a job. I start TODAY!

I have no idea what to wear and I've changed four times. The interview was easy. I discussed the differences of designers that are not always obvious. The manager liked that.

I'M NERVOUS!!!

Does anyone think I can convince Mr. Rogers that since I am working, I shouldn't have to go to school. My dad would be really mad if I didn't go. I can't do that to him, and Blaine has to go.

TIME TO GO BREAK A LEG.

My name is Thor. I am the son of Odin, brother of Loki, betrothed to Sif. My father is a King God and I am set to inherit the throne of Asgard, where I come from. I hold the power of the heavens in Mjolnir. I am as quick as the lighting I control, by my hand I have slayed many foes of Asgard, but it is also by my hand that the truce with the Frost Giants was broken. By my hand, with my pride.

These are not truths learned by searching my own memory fully. These are truths read from a graphic novel detailing my origins, my life, my adventures with the Avengers. These are not truths I know, these are truths extracted from my subconscious by Ariadne who is kind enough to show patience where I lack much.

I want nothing more than to feel certain that these are my memories and they are real but even if they are my subconscious, even if the novel is incredibly accurate to my tale up until arriving here I can not help but feel these truths are not real. Yet they must be for I would not exclaim them so boldly to all if they were not.

I find myself unable to find a true peace here though it comes quick for Donald Blake. He finds his peace in others and in his work, but what work is there for me? What evil is there for me to defeat? Is this a part of my father's punishment? To live a life without battle?

There is but a few who bring me to thinking of others and not myself and as of late is has been Ariadne. She is in my dreams often, those she controls and those she does not. At times, in the ones not controlled, it is her sitting on my bed and speaking of betrothal, not Sif. She reminds me much of Jane Foster, who was also very good to me, but Donald loved Jane.

Donald does not feel for Ariadne how I do, his heart is with another. I wish I had my own body. Donald is like a brother to me but I can not see how I can function as my own person if I am constantly sharing my place in this universe with another. I am certain Donald feels the same way.

Seven years. It took me seven bloody years to finally see what was right in front of my face all along. We survived the battle and things were finally going to be good. We were finally together and even though Fred and Remus and Tonks and countless others had died we were finally going to be together and then I got brought here before we even had the chance. When she was here I thought this place couldn't be that bad if Hermione was here, but then she slipped through my grasp again. I miss her so much and I don't know what to do half the time. I don't even have Harry around to help me keep my mind off her. Luna and Neville are here, but I can't hang out with Neville like back home. And even though I don't think Luna is completely Looney anymore, she was closer to Harry and Ginny. I just feel like a stand in for them both when I'm with her.

And I want to keep learning to drive, because for once I was good at something, but I'm so embarrassed by that shared dream with Rajani that I haven't been able to look her in the eye since. Leave it to me to mess up one of the only things that I had left that was making this place ok.

I need a wizard, and I need to get laid. Not necessarily in conjunction.

Anyone out there?

This is ridiculous. I guess should be thankful none of us are bursting into flames.

i think i hear someone in the other room


maybe


possibly a chick so walking around naked may still be feasible idek

Where am I?

I went to bed last night at my house. The Land of Make Believe was on Mr. Rogers Neighborhood. I swear this is a crazy dream. I have a letter from Mr. McFeely. I suppose the King and Queen will welcome me next, and then the trolley will come by. There is no way this is possible. There is just know way, and if this is some prank, be ready. Finn, this isn't funny. I know I hate you snoring, and I really thought about stuffing a sock in your mouth, even if it would ruin a matched set. I can't stay, and I am smashing your entire classic rock cd collection when I get back. I'm just letting you know.

Why is my iPod here and not my real phone, or my computer?

This can't be real. Where is dad, and Blaine?

Why do people make friends and have relationships here if there's a chance their relationships are going to be ruined by one or more of them being sent back?

I'm not being funny, really I'm not. But I don't understand. I hate it when people are sent back, and they're not even my people. But it's horrible to see how upset it makes those of us who are left behind. Wouldn't it be better to avoid the relationship in the first place so there's no need for such sadness?

It sort of makes me glad that none of my friends are here. I couldn't stand it if they were sent back.

Diversions - I need them. My friend Thomas seems to have been sent C'mon, I know you all have ideas, hit me with them.

[Sirius]
Bike race - loser goes down on the other.

Would someone explain what exactly this whole Shark Week thing is about and why there needs to be a whole week dedicated to bloody sharks?

Today was Harry's birthday. Wish he'd been here so I wouldn't have had to sit around my flat all afternoon.

It's been a rather long week. I'm not quite as tired as some people seem to be from those odd dreams, then again I only had the one really and that was long enough ago that I recovered. What has been tiresome is all the spell work I've been doing with Tabby, but it's paid off nicely with that pool. I'd like to thank all others who helped with it. For the winter I'll work on doing something with it to maybe make it stay warm. Does it snow here in the winter?

And it's self-cleaning, but that charm will have to be enforced every month to keep it strong and working correctly.

Beyond spending my free time avoiding working on that, the rest has been spent within the city but I have the next two days off, so if anyone should need me for something I'll be in my quarters.

We never had anything like this in District 12, it's almost too beautiful. The technology looks similar to District 13, everything there is so advanced. Katniss tells me not everyone here is from Panem, where are you from? What is it like?

Buttercup seems to be getting along fine here...he just brought me back a bird in his mouth. Though I know he likes to hunt, it's still a little upsetting. I'm going to go bury it, the poor thing.

Ah, mosquitoes!

Love them or hate them, you're still going to be bit by them it would seem! Anyone know a good way to get the itch out? Seems I left my Calamine lotion in my other trousers.

I feel a bit I'm not quite

New arrival here as well. My name is Ariadne. I had been studying architecture in Paris before coming here to do - I don't know what, now. I already grasp the "not going home" part, so I'll skip that request. I can see the city skyline. Does anyone know anywhere good that might be hiring in the near future?

I HAVE FEELING AGAIN!!!!

SIRIUS! I HAVE FEELING BACK!

I RAN INTO MY COFFEE TABLE AND I FELT MY SHINS BRUISE. AND I TRIED OTHER THINGS AND THEY WORKED!!!

Augh! This is so weird! Everything sounds like I'm under water. Like in that muggle VD thing about the fish in the dentist and there's the blue fish that's been obliviated and she's trying to talk to whales. Like that.

Still, at least it's sounds!