Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

I was wondering how many people here have gone and come back? I'm still compiling data about this place and how it functions. I'm working on my low level scanner for unusual particles, but research is key.

Also:

Clint Barton and James Rogers were sent home.

Why now? Didn't even say anything before

Spinning (no pun intended if you know what I mean) this for the past few days. Regretting nothing. Kinda - kinda regretting not taking any summer classes, but someone's gotta keep a certain scientist from living in the lab. Slacking in my duties as a boyfriend? Sort of boyfriend? Boyfriend.

Speaking of free time - except hey this isn't a good segue at all - Red, how're you digging the castle? Seen much of the city yet?


So. Cool summer plans. Let's hear 'em. 1, 2, 3 - GO.

Tony is another year older tomorrow!

As this day cannot go unnoticed, Darcy and I are planning a surprise birthday party for Tony at Applebee's at [address] starting at 8 p.m. tomorrow!

Come join us for some food, drinks, cake and celebrations! You definitely don't want to miss the wait staff singing to Tony!

Those who dare abduct a Daughter of Asgard will taste my sword. Hark! Identify yourself now and mayhap I shall be merciful.

Or if you’re that stupid, let me spell it out for you: you’ve just kidnapped a really angry Asgardian, and don’t think I won’t Hulk Smash my way through this castle until I find a way home to my family. And if you don’t think that’s enough incentive, I have a war to fight and a world to liberate! I’m not going to be sitting around a castle eating grapes while my brothers are out there fighting robots. Just save everyone some trouble and some masonry and send me back, okay?

I never really knew life could be so... normal. I think I'm bored. That's not exactly a thing you could say back home.

Does anybody want to come fishing? Or, I don't know what else there is to do for fun?

[Filtered to Gale, Katniss, & Johanna]

Just wanted to see everybody's... all right? As all right as we can be, at least.

I've told a few people, but I got an Architect I job again. I started today and, I have to say, it's really nice to be back to work.

I do miss having some friends her Readjusting to leaving, coming back and leaving again, then coming back and only remembering the first time is proving a little mind-bending, but tolerably so. It's no more weird than some of the other things that happen around here.

The one thing that really is proving odd to adjust to is the lack of a pet around, even if it had been a shared pet before. Does anyone know of anyone with any pets, unplanned puppies or kittens, they're trying to get rid of? I'm going to go to the shelter in the next day or two, if not, but I know sometimes people at work had pets with unplanned puppy or kitten litters so I thought I may as well ask here first.

Gorram it! I ain't got time for this go tsao de gos se.

I don't take kindly to abductions of my personal self, so whoever is ruttin' in charge of this gos se operation should come out and we'll start the negotiating terms process.

And if you do it quick enough I give you a five minute start to explain yourself before I shoot your ass.

I think I've been drugged.....or I was really drunk last night......or maybe I was abducted? I'll be honest, I'm trying really hard not to panic at the idea of being abducted again. Either way, I am not where I fell asleep last night and I have absolutely no idea where I am or how I got here.

I assume that there must be others if I was given a phone. Does somebody mind telling me where I am? Or how I got here? Or how I can get home?

Word of warning to those who don't know. Loki has appeared. He's an evil, conniving trickster from Asgard who tried to take over the Earth by leading an invading alien army known as the Chitauri. So...use caution if you speak to him.

If anyone needs me I'm going to be shooting all the things at the range

I'm human again. That's a relief. And from what I can tell most others are too now. So, maybe things only happen in random events? Maybe it's not for entertainment purposes but actually experiments?

( James )

( Banner )

Hello.

Keep it together, Banner

I'm Dr. Bruce Banner. I would appreciate some answers. The ominous note was not entirely helpful, and while I have excellent calming breathing techniques, I can't keep it going forever.

I heard of the strange things this place can do but, a centaur? Why would this place change me into a centaur?

Judging by everyone else's reactions, I'm guessing I shouldn't be too shocked to suddenly look like I'm part fox...

Oh good, who dreamed this one up? Nice job, chaps, very creative. Can we get back now? I had plans.

I was debating about doing this.
But maybe it'll be easier if I just

It seems I was here before. I'm sorry to say I don't remember. If I don't answer you when we pass in the hall, I promise I'm not angry or ignoring you. I just can't remember.

So, I thought maybe I could just re-introduce myself to everyone. If we were friends before, I'd love to try again. If you want to, of course.

Even if I didn't know you from before, don't hesitate to contact me.

Also, is there someone named Spock here?

( Clint )

Seri I ca Is E Is A Last I remember, it was September here and I was living in an apartment. It's kind of fuzzy right now. I hate this pl Is there anyone here that still knows me?

And does anyone have any asprin?

Right. So.

Looks like this place isn't going to send me home any time soon.

Which is awesome. Really.

Well, this is...confusing.

Anyone care to explain?

To those who were concerned:

James is still very ill, but he's beginning to be able to eat light food. I'd like to ask you all to continue to let him rest, so that he can heal.

[Clint]

I hope I'm doing the right things here...Helena's been helping, but I still worry.