Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

'Kay. So, it's really killing me not to make any movie references over what's going on right now 'cause I'm pretty sure no one would appreciate it, but... I can't be the only one who's dying to go outside and do a little rendish of Supercalinotgonnatrytospellthisever, right?

Well, just humming 'cause. I've been stuck in a musical sorta shtick before and not looking to do that ever again.

I assume I'm not the only one who finds this to be really weird? Everything feels off. Doing any sort of drawing and architecture sketching or observing right now is feeling pretty impossible.

shitshitshit

Has anyone seen Gretel? Tall, dark hair, scowls a lot, bit of an attitude. Anyone? Anywhere?

Filtered to Shepard

Please tell me she's just hanging out with you, right?

Why are middle aged businessmen so boring? I mean, under all the sordid shit they try to hide, just boring?

And when did child abuse become a entertainment franchise? I mean, really, how can that stuff be legal? They're like performing monkeys. If monkeys were forced into frilly shit, painted up and give really big hair.

I really wish I'd tailed the floozy in the skirt instead.

And another roommate gone. I'm not that bad really, even if chaos sometimes comes in my wake.

Apparently, some people just don't suit hats. Apparently, I am one of them.

I don't think I've ever felt this ungainly since I was thirteen.

Private to Gretel

You could've picked a better time. Stalking someone undetected is not easy when you practically glow in the dark.

You suck so bad.

So, after much consideration, I've decided I'm cranky with the two gifts this place has given me. Hi, late to the party. How come I got all the semi-depressing nostalgia goodies?

Totally lame. Wasn't just me that got heart strings plucked, right? Right?

I am in need of some help. I am needing to have an income, but these times are strange to me and I am uncertain how to go about having a job. Given I am also not human, having a job outside of the castle is out of question. Is there anyone that may be able to help me figure something out? Datak would undoubtedly dislike this, but he is not here and I need to survive

HANSEL.

What the fuck did you put in the toothpaste.

I can finally have my family here. In pictures anyway, I love my picture of me and my two dads. It is lying right there beside my bed. I really do miss them.

Well that was certainly a wonderful and benevolent surprise, castle. Thank you very much, I certainly needed these.

As much as that was quite the experience, it is more than wonderful to be in my own body again. It was also nice to get back to work. Now let us hope I can remain myself for a while now.

Apologies to anyone who may have missed me in my absence since Monday. Apparently I had a "fit" and had to "lie down" for a couple of days; but I am feeling much more myself today, considering the fact that I am someone completely different.

First of all, the second someone finds a sort of cure for this madness, I shall need you to requisition it to me immediately. I'll never get used to these... this... my form change, and I cannot for the life of me get this thing on a proper bathroom schedule. Everything is just falling apart.

Secondly, Mr. Tony Stark, I have something you need to sign.

Regards,
Dr. Cooper

This was perhaps the second most awkward morning I have had since being here. At least I stayed female this time.

That said, whose body do I have?

For that matter, where is my body?

This is Genevieve, for those I know and those who know this body.

Perhaps I should seek to reign in my curiosity more often than I actually do.

Why did they change the flavor of the green Skittle from lime to green apple? I am incredibly disappointed right now. I'm still gonna eat the whole damn pack, just not as happily as I would usually. Then I'll get a sugar high and bounce off the walls of my room before I experience the inevitable sugar crash.

So, what's keeping you awake at night?

Well, that was an unexpected find. Happening through a section of the library I hadn't gone into before, I found a series of books that revolve around my friend from back home, and I am also in them. This certainly was something I did not foresee.

Well Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore... but it looks like someone got me a ticket to Disneyworld! I see a castle, anyway! Which way to the teacups? I guess I'll ask my BRAND NEW SMARTPHONE! And I even have money and a bus pass! This is like Christmas. I'm in Heavennnnnn! (Who do I have to screw to repay for this? Hopefully a hot babe!)

The topic of debate today at the daycare between the kids was whether or not action figures count as dolls.

I'm not even sure I know the answer to that one. They kind off are aren't they?


[Filtered to Daryl]

I'm curious is the 4th your favorite holiday too...still?

Lil D asked me to see if his friend could come for the 4th stuff we're planning. It was pretty cute the way he danced around it.


[Filtered to Padmé]

Did you know that little Ani and Lil D are friends?

Lil D is excited about July 4th. We're going to try and do a barbecue like we would back at home complete with fireworks.

I thought I'd ask if you and your's would like to come? Little Daryl was hoping his friend could come, so I thought I'd see if you all might like to?

I don't have time for this. I'm not in the mood for this. I will never be in the mood for this.

What the hell is going on here?

'what you make of it'? Whoever's pulling this crap come on out and I'll show you what I make of it.