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Fuck! I apologize for the language...but seriously? What the hell happened to Michigan?!

For those who don’t know me I am Dr. Lance Sweets, I am a psychologist. I have opened a private practice and my office is located [address] in the city. Given the strange things that happen in this place I feel I should extend my services for free to anyone kidnapped to this place. If anyone would like someone to talk to, not just about the strange things that happen but anything you’d like really, or, even if you’d rather sit and not talk, my doors are open.

[*ETA after talking with Dawn] On a similar note I am in need of a part-time* assistant to work the morning hours. If that is something that interests you please contact me.

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Right.

After extensive research I can conclude that knowledge of the solar system is absolutely useless for anyone who isn't involved in astronomy, astrophysics and anything related.

Hello?

I...it's been about a day or so and, well...it's taken me sometime to figure out how fuckig thing works. Um, I was in the bathtub and before I realized it -- I don't have a bathtub. I thought...nevermind. I'm not really sure I understand anything. Am I drunk? I really, really hope I am. Hopefully I do this right. Goddamn technology. I haven't even gone out of my room. So...if anyone could help?

Thanks.