Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

I think I may want to try kissing.

Seems the only one who offered me work last time has disappeared off this Tian di Wu Yohn rock.  So I can ask again: what's there for work around here, for an ex-criminal smuggler soldier?

So, here I am, nursing a hangover, which I acquired in my attempt to convince Jayne not to feed me through an automatic wedgie machine as an early Christmas present, and pondering questions of deep, philosophical, and interpersonal significance.

Why in tian xia de am I bunking with Jayne like some kind of bachelor when I could be in the next room with my lovely wife, and her legs of epic proportions? I ask you.

Tama de hundan!

Where did all the damn Reavers go?!



OOC: Jayne wasn't a ghost while he was dead. And his mind, like always, is taking a moment to catch up with the facts of the situation.

Finally. Finally shushed, even if it's still rattling around in the head.

Mal isn't, though. Not making noises. Not dead, just gone. Again.

[Voice post, just after THIS]

Chou ma-niao!

Gorram Reavers! In the Castle. [His message is accentuated by the sound of two gun shots]


[Zoe, Wash, Mal, Kara – and yes, River]
Where the gorram hell are you?!

[Filtered to Adults only]

Anyone keeping up with the news lately?

Fay-fay duh pee-ye!

Right, fine. I'll get on this.

Zoe Washburne is better lookin' than me.

Happy Zoe?

Seems to be the popular thing to do around here, so- what's the job suggestion for an ex-criminal smuggler soldier?

Ai ya tian a!  Hao yun bu lai, huai yun bu jwo.

I'd just gotten used to my bunk on Serenity and sleeping next to my husband again, too.  Never thought I'd see the likes of this rock again, not sure I wanted to, either.

Anyone I know-  Who's still around?

THIS. ISN'T. GORRAM. FUNNY.

Zoe? Jayne? River? You all alright?

Captain, I know you have to answer me truthfully now, so let's hear it- you want to tell me how you knew about Jayne betraying us all, and still kept him on our crew for a year more? What kind of sense does that make?

Well I think I have a few things I mightn't like to lift from off my chest, but I just can't seem to not.

Zoe, Mal never told you but the reason things almost went south on the job on Ariel was on account of me. I tried to sell River and Simon to the Feds. The money was too good for me not to be stupid, but I am sorry about that.

I never thought I’d miss my momma, seeing as I could always write to her or send her a message, and she could do the same for me, but I’m missing hearing from her. And I sure do miss her cookin. I know you know this momma, ‘cause I got punished for it anyway but I never said, but I did break your framed picture of Great-gramma Zola when I was eight and I know how much that made you sad, and I am really sorry. I hope back home is doing well, I think about you.

Luna, I know you’re sad and maybe, if you want, you could wear my orange cap, it was made for me by my momma and it always makes me feel better.

Kara, I gotta say you’re a damn fine mark and you know how to handle a gun better than most everyone I know, maybe even Zoe. You two could shoot off and we could all tell but I might be crossing a line asking for a show like that, so, just know I don’t mean nothing by saying. But you also talk more sense than most anyone else here and you’re damn fine looking nekkid and I’m hoping to see more of that around soon.

Don't like how people can get sent away with no warning.  A crew should stay together.  Jen dao mei.  Couldn't have been Jayne, of course- had to be someone useful like the doctor.  Meanwhile, my fong luh husband is still out there, somewhere, doing tyen shiao duh.

Too much going on here.  I miss the quiet days out in the black, with just the hum of Serenity's engines around us.

Anyone know where there might be sheet metal available? Or supplies if you're wantin to build something?

( private to Crew members )

Is there anyone here who can help me? I have no idea how I got here or how to get home. Was I kidnapped? Because you should know, people will be looking for me.

Perplexing.

I think I can't smell anything, which worries me only the slightest bit but not half as much as anyone losing their ability to feel or see or even hear. Losing a taste isn't too bad and I would be more worried for everyone if I thought this was a real epidemic caused from some sort of disease but from what I can tell things of this odd nature happen every so often to the residents so...

Anyhow, should anyone feel as if the the loss of symptoms is more than that I'm happy to do house calls and be of any assistance.

Zoe, we may have a problem here.

I want to go shooting. Haven't really shot anyone in a while and I'm actually missing it. Granted, I wouldn't be shooting any actual person, so calm down. Maybe I'll just clean the guns I got.