Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

Can anybody recommend a good tattoo artist around here? There's gotta be some, right?

[Oliver]
I don't care what anybody says...I still want one of these. I'll feel a million times better. Lo and I never got to go; we were supposed to go get 'em together after camp. You wanna come with me?

So this isn't even close to how I expected my night to end. Given recent events, I guess I'll take it.

Um, hi?

What in the hell Hello? Someone mind explaining just what exactly is going on around here?

Is there literally nowhere on the internet I can go without seeing my past or someone making fun of me? When is that girls' night, again...?

Humans Some people on Youtube have too much time on their hands...

[Filtered to Jeremy, Oliver, Elena, Rach, and Hermione]
What the heck?! I can't stop laughing...Sebastian would have a fit!

[Elena]
...sorry, it's kind of awkward just coming out and saying "hi, I'm the Little Mermaid," (even if I have a feeling you might've already figured it out) so... Oh, also, Nate sent the clothes he had for Rachel's body to the washer but he said I can have them when they get back, so as soon as I get those, I'll get yours cleaned and then you can have them back, okay? I really appreciate it, again.

You might be here from Lawrence, Kansas, if you still have the urge to write "Filtered Against Evil" and or "Filtered Against Lucifer" in the subject line of every post you make on a message board.

OMG! Stumpy, my love, you live again! What the crap else have I missed?!

This is ...

... is it real?

Well...Zeus is sold...I can dig it here. I can definitely get used to this place.

[Oliver]
How're ya feelin' today, tough guy? Well enough you might wanna come down to the lake with us?

Well, this doesn't look like Japan.

Any of you kids want to explain what I'm doing here?

BALLS! But...Italy, though... :( Land of Make Believe, huh...? I'll take it. At least the Seal sent me somewhere else to live instead of just, you know, back to gunk on a wall

...why do I suddenly think I'm not in Kansas anymore? Again?