Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

Huh, well -- that's odd. I don't think I'm in the swamp any more. Has anybody seen a pig or a bear or a... a whatever?

And I've just spent my Afternoon reading Restaurant At the End of the Universe. Well. I say Afternoon, really it took me about an hour. Well, it would have taken me about an hour had I not starting thinking about the similarities between the Belcerebons of Kakrafoon Kappa and the Ood, which I suppose is none at all besides the telepathy and the love of music.

I'm feeling a bit peckish.

I managed to get a job at a deli in the city. I'm thinking about getting back into radio, if there's a station based in this city. As far as I can tell, it's got just about anything you can imagine, so there must be a radio station. Does anyone actually listen to the radio anymore? It wasn't all that popular in my time and I'm still not entirely sure what year it is. Or if it even matters, since this isn't really Earth.

THIS.
PLACE.
IS.
SO.
BORING.

It's a funny thing when I can't decide whether or not last weekend was the best use of my time. Apart from the fact that only today do I feel like I can move.

So it seems that all last week I was a vampire, who knew? Apparently you all thought I was just being an asshole. Thanks, good to know how you all think of.

But, I don't seem to remember anything that happened. If I did something to you, let me know and I'll issue you a personal, heartfelt apology.

[Tracey]
I heard you tried biting my brother while a vampire. Did you use fire or acid to sanitize your mouth?

I heard you were a vampire, too.

[Ickles Reg and Sirius]
I heard you two had some issues last week. I'm sorry I wasn't there to help.