First purchase when the stores open: One each mechanic's tool set.
Anybody needs an engine carried downstairs, let me know.
Verrrrrry funny, Santa. I would have been perfectly happy with a set of keys and a note to look in the garage. Guess I know what my after-work hours will be spent doing for the next few months.
My boyfriend is totally acting like an eight year old.
Why? Because we woke up to his car in our bedroom. Guess I'll have to get used to being the 'other' woman from now on. And my dad's knife showed up I had to go to the bathroom so he wouldn't see me cry
So, anyone got any ideas on how to get this thing out of the castle?
What the FRAK is going on? This is the second time I've woken up with time just frakkin slipping through my frakking fingers and this time my head is killing me so if someone could frakking explain all this frakked up shit I'd appreciate it.
What the hell is this? Some sort of weird VI construct? And why do I have this weird primitive datapad... thing? I'm sure as hell didn't fall asleep last night in a damn castle, so let me make this simple: I'd better get some goddamned answers, and I'd better get them quickly, or someone's gonna wind up with broken bones until I do.