Why do I have the feeling that something strange is going on? All the furniture in my room has changed and the date on my phone is wrong. At least I'm the right age this time, and all my bits still work.
Okay seriously. I don't understand half the things you people say. And I seriously don't understand half the stuff on this world. I've been to a ton of planets and this one is so far so different from the rest. Or maybe I'm just