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Sep. 25th, 2013


[info]burnthemall

shitshitshit

Has anyone seen Gretel? Tall, dark hair, scowls a lot, bit of an attitude. Anyone? Anywhere?

Filtered to Shepard

Please tell me she's just hanging out with you, right?

Sep. 17th, 2013


[info]burnthemall

Why are middle aged businessmen so boring? I mean, under all the sordid shit they try to hide, just boring?

And when did child abuse become a entertainment franchise? I mean, really, how can that stuff be legal? They're like performing monkeys. If monkeys were forced into frilly shit, painted up and give really big hair.

I really wish I'd tailed the floozy in the skirt instead.

Sep. 1st, 2013


[info]spectrestatus

Thanks, guys. Really. I love being included.

Aug. 31st, 2013


[info]burnthemall

Apparently, some people just don't suit hats. Apparently, I am one of them.

I don't think I've ever felt this ungainly since I was thirteen.

Private to Gretel

You could've picked a better time. Stalking someone undetected is not easy when you practically glow in the dark.

You suck so bad.

[info]jupiterdrops

So, after much consideration, I've decided I'm cranky with the two gifts this place has given me. Hi, late to the party. How come I got all the semi-depressing nostalgia goodies?

Totally lame. Wasn't just me that got heart strings plucked, right? Right?

Aug. 27th, 2013


[info]_gretel

HANSEL.

What the fuck did you put in the toothpaste.

Aug. 26th, 2013


[info]broadway_berry

I can finally have my family here. In pictures anyway, I love my picture of me and my two dads. It is lying right there beside my bed. I really do miss them.

Aug. 25th, 2013


[info]spectrestatus

Assuming we keep to the same rooms for the entire duration of our stay, does anyone complain if we change anything? The color palette is louder than Normandy's FTL drive.

Aug. 23rd, 2013


[info]burnthemall

How in the name of fuck do you get this fucking sparkly shit off? Is there a trick to it? A fucking curse? What the hell masochist made this stuff?

Bitch, you're so for it.

[info]spectrestatus

.... My space hamster just showed up.

How

Does this count as someone from my world coming here

It's my damn HAMSTER

IT'S MY HAMSTER!

I suppose this means I need a job now. Boo needs.....stuff In advance, no one judge me if they see me wandering around with a fuzzy rodent on my shoulder.

Aug. 21st, 2013


[info]_gretel

Good to know fuckery is a form of humor that's survived the centuries.


Thank you to whomever it was in the office that left the pressurized can of Diet Coke in the cold box. The bees absolutely loved me on the tran back to the castle.

Jul. 11th, 2013


[info]burnthemall

Not only are the clothes stupid but the buying of them is too. I've met gypsies with more scruples than this place. Why do you pay this much for something that rips?

This headache is permanent, isn't it?