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So. Um. Just gonna come out 'n say it. Faith and her little self are gone. Poof. I know some of you cared about her. It meant a lot to her even if she didn't ever say it.

Genevieve

About that talking thing I said I was gonna do. I need to. Think.. you're up for my craziness?

Gwen is gone. Returned texts, empty room, possessions gone. Even her unicorn sprinkle dispenser.

Word of warning to those who don't know. Loki has appeared. He's an evil, conniving trickster from Asgard who tried to take over the Earth by leading an invading alien army known as the Chitauri. So...use caution if you speak to him.

If anyone needs me I'm going to be shooting all the things at the range

After hearing it, kinda - kinda had to look it up. Crazy, cool, all made of some weird awesome. The only highlight of having been actually half-spider was.. DUN DUN DUN - hearing this. Thanks crazy guy who liked being a spider for tipping me off.

Anyway.
So, Q&A: Superheroes fighting crime without a costume, is it...

A) Don't even bother reading that nonsense.
B) Strangely refreshing, but...
C) They can have superpowers without dressing like a special snowflake?
D) B & C.
E) Pete, you're a nerd. Why are you asking stupid questions?

Just curious. I'd go with B. I mean. C'mon. No costumes? Not really a thing. Even Bruce Willis had a cool trenchcoat in Unbreakable. Not that I know anything about that (lie). Just - just a guy enjoying a cool theme song. Y'know.. 'stead of being a productive member of society.

I posted about laser tag a bit back. Here are my current tentative thoughts for the team divisions.

Team Claudia	Team Anakin
Claudia Donovan	Anakin Skywalker
Daryl Dixon	Maggie Greene
Elena Gilbert	Elizabeth Swann
H.G. Wells	Myka Bering
Han Solo	Leia Organa-Solo (?)
Faith Lehane	Buffy Summers
Young Regulus Black	Harry Potter
Rachel Berry	Duncan (?)
Jake Jensen (?)

Would anyone else want to come along for a laser tag extravaganza? The more the more chaos and the more fun to be had. And the more I can tweak this list so I can get everyone I want

ETA: I'm adding/changing as people sign up. So pay attention because I might swap where you are.

Too bad I didn't grow a few inches taller when they gave me back my legs. That would have been cool. Jerks. Guess I should just be grateful to be human again though, huh? This place has a really bad sense of humor. Hope it lets me sit the next crazy bout out. Man. Still better than dealing with walkers everyday.

Who's down for celebrating being human again?

Well, that was possibly the shortest length of time I've ever been put through the mill. What's it been, like, a week? Is this place goin' soft on me? Anyone else changed back yet?

Why do I get the feeling this place isn't done with me yet? Like...I'm getting a break before something bigger happens? Or smaller

( Buffy )

*Pretend Duncan posted a selfie here of him and his new spider body parts.*

[Voice post part - he is singing - this one and only time]

Spider-man, spider-man, does whatever a spider can! [SONG]

Are you kidding me?

I just woke up with goat legs.

Well, it's been over a week now. Guess I should start settling in for the long haul.

Kinda curious, and I bet this has been asked a dozen times before, but how many people actually like it here? I don't mind it, it's missing.. a lot of important things from home for me, but it's not the worst place to be stuck. I guess I'm asking mostly because I want to know how easy it is to put down roots here? If I'm gonna be here indefinitely, I want to make it as close to home as I can. Feels weird not working in a bar...

I'm thinking I should get a new tattoo*.


[Glenn]
Hey, dude. Are you my roommate anymore?
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*OOC: Click at your own risk, picture of a very realistic looking spider tattoo.

Man. Things have been crazy. Finally it's the good kind of crazy. Think I'm definitely convinced this isn't a dream anymore. Should make Darcy happy/proud/still inclined to pinch me. So, uh... yep.

How's life?

Filtered to Darcy, Duncan, and Gwen

Some people from my.. guess I'd still call it home.. they're here. My.. Maggie's here. My girlfriend, and a few others. Rick, Daryl, Carol, thought.. it's just been crazy. That's why I've been out of touch lately. Helping them get settled in. You guys should meet them. Rick's.. been through hell, we all have, but he's--anyway, he's a good guy. Wouldn't have made it through much without Daryl. Thought.. Carol was dead. Made her a grave.. Seeing her has been awesome. And Maggie. Ah. I want her to meet you guys. That cool?

Filtered to Maggie

Hey. If you're up for it, it'd be cool.. if you wanted to uh meet my friends here. Anytime you want.

Fuck.
Shit.
Damn.
Ugh...

Some days are better than others. The second time around isn't getting any easier. The process seems harder for some reason. Like it's getting dragged out. Punishing me for taking the steps back.

Is there an anti-drug for this? Anyone know if I can get some morphine for this?

Fuck.
Those Reavers.
I shouldn't have gotten so

Damn it!

I need a distraction. Someone give me a distraction. Distract me goddammit!

well guess shit could be worse

Oh thank fucking goodness!! This bullshit is over.

I loved the fighting; but now my broken arm is healed, and we don't have to do dead Reaver body disposal either.

I need sleep.

I need food.

I need to do some serious drinking.

Any of you want to join, you can. Let me know soon, 'cause I'm totally getting the hell out of this stupid castle ASAP.

-Faith

Guys, there's another store of food in the kitchen. Damon, Elena, and I went out for some and then Buffy went again after we came back.

You're welcome.

Don't be greedy little bitches. This shit gotta last ya.

Leia mentioned some dude named Blaine (?) Buster (?) or somethin' offered to sort and ration it with his husband? If that's you, step on up.

Also, Doctor Angst, I grabbed some extra first aid kits and bandages for you. I'll bring it up to you in a minute here.

Stay alive, folks.

-Faith

Last week never happened. Got it everyone?

Huh. So, that was weird. You guys weren't kidding when you said strange stuff happens at random here. Now I hear we're all gonna die? Cool, cool... looking forward to that. Been awhile since I had to run for my life. Should still be good at it, been working out in between the gender transformations and memory loss.. or whatever.

Was everyone given a puppy when they arrived?

I like dogs, but it's an odd thing to give people you've kidnapped.

[Glenn]
Are we roommates? Or do you just like going through people's rooms?

is this thing really a mobile phone

Capt. Robinson? This wasn't in the briefing

Simmons, if you're fucking about, I swear I'm gonna kick your fucking arse from here to next week. I spent all day yesterday doing recce round this fucking place and if this is one of your stupid bloody dreams

What's all this, then?

[OoC: This post has been posted, edited, re-edited and edited one last time, over the course of about an hour or so

Also, Eames' AU - Everything he's ever done since he started on Project Morpheus has been within a dream. Three levels down with the right compounds can cover a long time in less than a day up top, after all. Eames woke up from the Long Dream yesterday morning, in his early twenties and still Lt. Eames of the British Army.]