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Winter is setting in and I want to remind the residents that they are more than welcome to schedule appointments with myself or any other doctors working in the castle medical office. With winter comes an abundance in colds and flu and I still have several flu shots for those needing to get theirs done.

I'm still not sure how magical healing works but anyone who wants to come spend the day in the office to help do any sort of charms to aid in healing those needing it I would appreciate it greatly.

For any new residents my name is Dr. Donald Blake, don't hesitate to contact me if you need my assistance in anyway.

Hello. I'm Dr. Lisa Cuddy. I've been here a few days, and I still feel as lost as I did the day I arrived I need to get home to my daughter. I'm sure I'm not the only one who wants to leave this 'Land of Make Believe'. Does anyone have any information or ideas on how to leave?

( Private to Claudia and Selene )

( Private to Seeley Booth )

Question.

How many individuals here are medical doctors?

Of those individuals, how many of you have a limp or require a cane, because I am beginning to notice a trend that I find altogether too strange.

None of the herbs or roots that I know seem to grow here. Has anyone a good cure or ward against a sick stomach?

So I'm out of this muggle money. I need a job...any openings or suggestions to where I could locate one?

Anybody want to tell me what's going on? I woke up a few days ago, minus Gwin, picked up a stick from the floor which turned into a rather impressive hammer. Next thing I knew I was flying through the (thankfully open) window and ended up... I don't know where.

All I do know is that the hammer had turned back into a stick - actually a walking cane, which proved somewhat useful since I've used it ever since in helping me walk back here. I was not made for flying and, while I feel that I could do it easily, I have no wish to attempt it. I was given feet for walking.

Also, I can't do my fire displays anymore. This is something of an inconvenience since it is my livelihood.

And I look different. I recognise my face, but it is not mine. I believe it belongs to Dr. Drake and, on occasion, his alter ego.

Before I panic completely, can anyone reassure me that this is not another dream? My feet would seem to confirm that it is, in fact, real - and it has taken me a couple of days to get back here, which would add to that confirmation. Once I have that information, I can drink a considerable amount of anything liquid, then find Gwin and sleep for as long as I need to.

I'm surprised. I was actually spared from this one.

Donald? Are you going to need me to cover any of your patients or are you alright?

I guess it could be worse and I could be a guy or something, but....why can't I walk?

And Katie doesn't recognize me!

Listen to me this is very, very important. My name is Dr. Donald Blake, I know I do not look myself but I am the resident doctor for several staff members and I need to find whoever is currently inhabiting my body, it is extremely important.

Whoever has this body I apologize for the inconvenience and I promise to take good care of this body for the time being, I am sure this is not permanent, not when the past wild events have not been.

Again, whoever is currently inhabiting my old body: you'll know by the lame right leg, I'm blonde, blue eyes, and I have a cane. I need to see you at once.

I need to know now - who has my body?

Also, whose body am I in, I have some very pressing questions.

Eames you stupid son of a bitch.

Daniel and Ariadne, Eames' job last night went south and he's bad. Really really bad. I found him in an alley. Ariadne I need you to come over and help me with him and make sure I don't leave tonight. I'm considering finding a blunt object and killing the dead men walking this evening.

If there's anyone that can heal, I need you.

Does anyone know of a good child doctor?

I've looked into registering Lily and Neville for school and the school requires they have a check-up.

Does anyone here have any experience in nursing, physical therapy, or any medical related fields? With Dr. Tam gone I'm going to need the extra help in the medical area he helped procure and make possible.

Found: One crossbow bolt named "Roberta" with a drawing of two eyeballs scrawled onto it.

Whoever is the bolt's owner should provide some compensation for the broken window pane in my room.

Syrena, are you ready to try some physical therapy?


Has anyone else been having strange dreams? I feel like I've been told by a couple people already that they've had some trouble with odd dreams making them restless.

Well, the mother and child are doing very, very well. I'd like to welcome to this unruly group of residents it's very latest a Miss Katherine Elizabeth Joyce, "Katie". 7lb 4oz, 24" as of 9:08 pm.

She's gorgeous, and no worries, not sure if they even have hipaa in this place but I was given permission to allow such a disclosure of patient information. If you wish to visit Dawn please be aware that she might be very tired and in much need of some rest first, but it's entirely up to her.

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Anyday now I suspect..

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I hope this pool being discussed also means having a lifeguard on duty who knows CPR.

And speaking of CPR, I was thinking of offering a mini course on it for castle residents unfamiliar with it.

I seem to have gone deaf and it's apparent I'm not the only one suffering from it. Has anyone in this godforsaken place found anything to fix this?

I think I can't smell anything, which worries me only the slightest bit but not half as much as anyone losing their ability to feel or see or even hear. Losing a taste isn't too bad and I would be more worried for everyone if I thought this was a real epidemic caused from some sort of disease but from what I can tell things of this odd nature happen every so often to the residents so...

Anyhow, should anyone feel as if the the loss of symptoms is more than that I'm happy to do house calls and be of any assistance.