Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

( Private to Tony Stark & Pepper Potts )

Glenn Rhee is gone. I had thought he was just being quiet, but I guess my hall has pretty well emptied. Billy Kaplan is gone, too.

This is a bloody joke, isn't it? Kidnapped to the Land of Make Believe. That's probably the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. These people are pretty hospitable for kidnappers. Giving us a phone and what I think is currency. Pretty posh rooms too.

I'm going to assume that everyone on this network is in this similar predicament and introduce myself. My name's Dr. John Watson. Anything you can really tell me about what's going on here would be lovely.

Run out of things to say that are good. Uh.

Classes are... keeping me distracted? Really glad I have a dog and a good roommate?

They say it's good to say a positive thing everyday, right? Yeah. There you go.

Why are middle aged businessmen so boring? I mean, under all the sordid shit they try to hide, just boring?

And when did child abuse become a entertainment franchise? I mean, really, how can that stuff be legal? They're like performing monkeys. If monkeys were forced into frilly shit, painted up and give really big hair.

I really wish I'd tailed the floozy in the skirt instead.

So, I woke up to this today.

( Picture cut for length )

Darcy, did you do this?

I don't even know what to say. Tony Stark, are you responsible for this?

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7683535616/hC3A05CC8/

I know know what I look like as a woman.

It isn't pretty.

Also, Tumblr scares the hell out of me.

Apologies to anyone who may have missed me in my absence since Monday. Apparently I had a "fit" and had to "lie down" for a couple of days; but I am feeling much more myself today, considering the fact that I am someone completely different.

First of all, the second someone finds a sort of cure for this madness, I shall need you to requisition it to me immediately. I'll never get used to these... this... my form change, and I cannot for the life of me get this thing on a proper bathroom schedule. Everything is just falling apart.

Secondly, Mr. Tony Stark, I have something you need to sign.

Regards,
Dr. Cooper

This isn't funny. I'm going to KILL whomever is behind this.

[Pepper and Darcy]
It's Tony in a nerd-suit. Why couldn't I have at least been like Loki and ended up in a pretty woman?

**[Added later]**
[Kid Who Owns This Face]
Hey, do you have any allergies or anything? As not happy as I currently am, I'd rather not like, break you.

There's something in my--this chest. It's glowing like a goddamn lighthouse. Of all the bodies I get miniaturized handyman?

Whoever thought this was a funny joke is far from the truth. I'll be paying them a visit soon as I figure this out.

How troubling to find the good Doctor Banner has gone. I had enjoyed my conversations with him. I wanted to ask him to So has my companion for afternoon tea. Well, perhaps they will return. One can never know precisely what the future will hold.

I feel like stretching my legs tonight. There anything passing as a decent club in this town? And I don't mean the big flashy ones all the college brats like to go to. Give me something juicy.

Well Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore... but it looks like someone got me a ticket to Disneyworld! I see a castle, anyway! Which way to the teacups? I guess I'll ask my BRAND NEW SMARTPHONE! And I even have money and a bus pass! This is like Christmas. I'm in Heavennnnnn! (Who do I have to screw to repay for this? Hopefully a hot babe!)

To those that are interested in the karaoke contest that I am setting up. I talked to my bosses and he said that for all entertainment purposes that we can use the Loveshack Lounge for the destination. Now, I'm not going to force anybody to sing, and you don't have to. But, he said that he's going to be running deals on drinks and food. So come on down and have some fun and mingle with the people. There will be some amazing prices for the top 3 singers. Who will all be voted on by you.

Filtered to Rachel #2
I just want to say thank you for agreeing to help out with the Karaoke contest. I went into town and got some really awesome prizes. Figured that we could go in early tomorrow and get things set up?

I swear if witches are behind this I am going to drain every single last one of them. I do not have time for this!

[Makers Call (Unheard and unseen by anyone but Pam Swynford de Beaufort)] Pamela

So I was thinking about doing a karaoke contest. I can go and get some amazing prizes for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place winners. What do you all think? Something fun and we don't have to have it in Mine and Rachel's room we can find a different venue if we get enough people interested. We can do it this weekend or next weekend.

Huh. Just like that.

My roommate, Duncan, he's gone.
...really blows.

What do I say I'm sorry

I've had this conversation with my colleagues a few times.

( cut for funny cartoon! )

So. Um. Just gonna come out 'n say it. Faith and her little self are gone. Poof. I know some of you cared about her. It meant a lot to her even if she didn't ever say it.

Genevieve

About that talking thing I said I was gonna do. I need to. Think.. you're up for my craziness?

Gwen is gone. Returned texts, empty room, possessions gone. Even her unicorn sprinkle dispenser.