Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

Tifa is also gone.

This is a bloody joke, isn't it? Kidnapped to the Land of Make Believe. That's probably the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. These people are pretty hospitable for kidnappers. Giving us a phone and what I think is currency. Pretty posh rooms too.

I'm going to assume that everyone on this network is in this similar predicament and introduce myself. My name's Dr. John Watson. Anything you can really tell me about what's going on here would be lovely.

I assume I'm not the only one who finds this to be really weird? Everything feels off. Doing any sort of drawing and architecture sketching or observing right now is feeling pretty impossible.

Crazy how quiet it feels around here.

Hope that's not a sign.



Hope that's not a jinx. Crap.

West Castlevalley Hospital has offerd me a position in their Emergency Department. I like you all very much so far, so I don't want to see you at work unless you're bringing me dinner and dessert. Understand?

Right, I still don't believe the lot of this, but I am willing to suspend my disbelief if some kind soul can tell me where I can get a bottle of Ogden's. That would be a far better "welcome" gift than this impossibly complicated piece of rubbish Muggle technology.

Can anybody recommend a good tattoo artist around here? There's gotta be some, right?

[Oliver]
I don't care what anybody says...I still want one of these. I'll feel a million times better. Lo and I never got to go; we were supposed to go get 'em together after camp. You wanna come with me?

Damn, is it a beautiful day or what? I don't know about anybody else but I am having a fantastic morning.

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS

OKay...

Okay, someone tell me how I woke up brunette and half a foot shorter.

Quickly, please.


Edit:

Somebody else apparently has my body... This place is fuc Um. Blond, 5'4", seventeen years old. Anybody? Please don't be a pervert

From a short brunette to Well, this is unsettling, though I'm a bit relieved to be the right gender for me.

Whose body am I in? I'm blond, tall, and have blue eyes. And who is in the body of 5' 1" (1.55 m) brunette with brown eyes? I'd rather like to know where my body is as well.

...does stuff like this happen a lot or just sometimes...? Because maybe this really is about the Seal and you guys just don't know it yet because Lucifer hasn't started talking to people on the internet, yet

Right then, been skulking enough for one week, I'm going out for a drink. Any takers?

Mallorie Cobb was sent back home, for those who knew her.

I picked a dog.

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His name is Lescot*. He's a mutt and they weren't entirely sure of his breed, but the suspicion is part Irish Wolfhound. He's a sweetheart and, thankfully, just the right size for me. He's as big as he will ever get.

[* OOC: For the architecturally savvy, name source]

I've told a few people, but I got an Architect I job again. I started today and, I have to say, it's really nice to be back to work.

I do miss having some friends her Readjusting to leaving, coming back and leaving again, then coming back and only remembering the first time is proving a little mind-bending, but tolerably so. It's no more weird than some of the other things that happen around here.

The one thing that really is proving odd to adjust to is the lack of a pet around, even if it had been a shared pet before. Does anyone know of anyone with any pets, unplanned puppies or kittens, they're trying to get rid of? I'm going to go to the shelter in the next day or two, if not, but I know sometimes people at work had pets with unplanned puppy or kitten litters so I thought I may as well ask here first.

Word of warning to those who don't know. Loki has appeared. He's an evil, conniving trickster from Asgard who tried to take over the Earth by leading an invading alien army known as the Chitauri. So...use caution if you speak to him.

If anyone needs me I'm going to be shooting all the things at the range

I managed to find myself a job that works with my knowledge. The museum is training me on how to be a tour guide in the pre-18th general history and naval history. I can obviously give plenty of information about piracy, although I think I'll leave out the cursed skeletons and kraken.

Jack, would you like to take that half-day trip to the ocean?

Oh good, who dreamed this one up? Nice job, chaps, very creative. Can we get back now? I had plans.

Thinking about going to the library tomorrow to see if I can find a book to read I haven't read anything for a long time. Not anything new anyway.

Anyone got any good suggestions on what to read or good books they know?